After two years of dating, Dawn and Jared are exhausted. The romance is just gone. Jared's priority is clearly work and we all know Dawn won't stand for that. Dawn's priority is clearly school even though we all know she will never graduate. It's funny to me that Dawn has been in college since long before I started reading Mary Worth in 2006. She's dated Jared for
two years (in both Mary Worth and Real World time), just after he completed his Physician's Asssistant qualifications (a 3-year program), and met him
three years before they started dating, so about the time he went back to school. The timeline supports Dawn's never-ending-status as a student.
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Muffin casserole.
-- Scottie McW.
It’s not as romantic as the burger joint with no cutlery, but a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
After so many years of being a perpetual student, what classes are left for Dawn, “bear” status or otherwise? She hasn’t even declared a major. I guess she’s carrying on the Weston tradition of aimless wandering through life with no apparent consequences.
Anyone else have a sneaking suspicion that Mr. Eye Candy, or a reasonable facsimile, will pop up again? Maybe he’ll be in that computer lab where Dawn is allegedly working.
"Life IS brutal."
Dawn in a computer lab? Hahahahahah!!!!
Well, Dawn, if you hadn't registered for "Underwater Bird Calling" this term, you wouldn't be so exhausted.
Your math and clear, rational thinking mean nothing in a universe where a man can fall off a cruise ship and still somehow live, despite the laws of physics and the fact that literally everyone hates him.
However, if Wanders can somehow manipulate the Worthiverse Timeline™ so that Wilbur’s horrific and ultimately fatal injuries belatedly yet suddenly catch up with him — all at once, maybe during the Fourth of July barbecue? splat! — I’ll contribute funds to the project.
Despite beliefs to the contrary, Dawn has actually received a degree from SRCc. Yes, along with 50,000 other young and naive Americans, Dawn received her BFS (Bachelor of Film Studies) in 2009. Thus far, only three of the graduates have obtained jobs in their field: Angela Coppola, Henry Spielberg, and Joshua Scorsese. She is now majoring in Underwater Archaeology, and is in competition with Jules Cousteau for this year’s job.
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