Friday, June 3, 2022

Mary Worth 3925

That's what Jared's mother said about naked yoga, and look how that turned out!

6 comments:

KitKat said...

Maybe Dawn can dance with Hugo on Zoom. She also regrets going out with Goody Two Shoes Cathy instead of Cathy’s fun-loving identical cousin Patty.



Ian Cameron, PhD said...

Several readers have speculated how we will get to see Dawn's comeuppance (traditionally served after the salad course and before the strawberry pie). I'm holding out hopes it'll involve her hilariously complicated Goth garment (no less than six straps on the front alone, each apparently pinioned to a sturdy pleather neck harness of some sort).

I'm envisioning a full-on Isadora Duncan style mishap where an ill-timed twerk leaves her helplessly entangled in Club's ceiling fan as she slowly loses consciousness. Only to awake with Medical Assistant Jared adjusting her vent settings.

"D.. . Dawnie? But you said you were REALLY TIRED!"

As Gertrude Stein once said, affectations can be dangerous.

https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/dancer-isadora-duncan-is-killed-in-car-accident

MDMaryTed said...

@KitKat, I get that reference! And personally I always liked Cathy better than Patty. Patty's boyfriend Richard though is pretty similar to Jared. Minus the naked yoga mother.

Anonymous said...


Dawn also hasn't told Cathy that she plans on pulling a dine-and-dash.

-- Scottie McW.

KitKat said...

@MDMaryTed, I’m delighted someone else got that!

“You could lose your mind when cousins are TWO OF A KIND!”

MDMaryTed said...

Here's the opening of the show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQTqKcojrVY