Oh, there's trouble, Mary Worth, right here in Mountview Hospital. Trouble with a Capital T and that rhymes with C and that stands for Cat. That's right, Jared and Jess are swapping Star Wars and Cat tales, and I don't like where this is heading. Why haven't you told Dawn yet?????
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I'll leave this alone ... FOR NOW! I find that a little threatening.
Right now it could be fixed with a quiet word. That's no job for the Meddling Champion of Boca Raton for 35 years running! I'll give it a few weeks to brew into something more serious before I step in.
“For now” means the next 8 minutes and 23 seconds. Once that expires, Mary will click into muffin overdrive and invite a seriously hungover Dawn for a “nice little chat to catch up, dear.”
Jared, you’re starting to bore Jess. She’s pretending to sleep in hopes you’ll GO AWAY.
"I don't want to stir up trouble..." What has happened to Mary? How can she meddle if there is no trouble?
Oh, she's going to leave this alone. Well, at least for now. How very big of her.
Jeez, this is Wilbur-level arrogance and obnoxiousness.
-- Scottie McW.
So the only time Mary wants to "stir up" trouble is when there IS some? Why stir up trouble ever? Isn't it time to go home, Mary, and bury your nosey nose in another chapter of "Outlander"?
I see what's going on here. Mary was not at all pleased when she spied Dawn and Jared walking past her window a few weeks ago, looking so happy and content. She immediately hired a hit man to wait outside the employee entrance of the Santa Royale Star Wars Museum and attack an age-appropriate docent.
HelenClark
Hmm. Mary not wanting to stir things up goes a long way to explain why I always find huge clumps of raw flour in my beard after eating one of her carrot muffins.
Ooh, Ian, that makes me want to run out and kiss the next bushy-bearded man I see! I love it when you talk gross…
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