Boy, June reached back almost five years to recycle a panel! If there was a Worthy Award for recycling, she’d be a shoo-in. Great work by Wanders for finding this panel. I’m just wondering what cat that was in August 2017. Did Mister Solo get a dye job?
So Jared is attracted to a battered woman who makes him feel needed and appreciated. What a healthy, mature relationship this Jared-Jess one isn’t turning out to be - bleah. KM is messed up.
Next week's big topic is animal cruelty in the little-known underworld of Cat Tinting.
Still, at least he's upgraded from his previous cup of sugar to some sort of brown beverage.
A conversation we won't see:
J: I'm breaking up with you. I want to spend more time with this woman with an abusive partner I met when he put her in the hospital. D: You don't have to work so hard to make me feel good about it.
Maybe it's just me, but I don't think Dawn's going to be too broken up over losing a little boy who plays with dolls.* He's just a place-holder anyway.
-- Scottie McW.
* Which in no way resemble my manly sports bobblehead collection.
Great comments, everyone! Jared seems like he might have a two-cat household, so Orangie from five years ago might be known to Jared as "Mr. Wookie" or maybe "R2D3". Gutless as Jared is, maybe he should just ghost Dawn and start seeing Jess, with a pending dramatic moment when he and Jess run into Dawn at the FoodTeam, a site where the treachery of Dawn's boyfriend Dave was on display in the past.
I like Star Wars a lot, but I don't eat, think, breathe and have all my non-work clothing resemble Star Wars. If I met this guy in person, I'd think he had serious mental problems. And he would never get dates or hot girlfriends (even battered ones). I guess Dawn enjoys dressing up like slave Leia.
So, now we know how shallow Jared is (we already knew about Dawnie). It seems obvious that Dawn was his first girlfriend, and that he was thrilled to have her. Now after one minor tiff (Jared: you think that guy’s cuter than me? Universe: YESSS!), and a few minutes of pleasantries with a half-conscious battered woman, ol’ reliable Jared is ready to throw Dawn over. What will happen? A. Jess’s evil partner beats the stuffings out of Jared; or B. J-Red and Jess become the hot new couple about town.
RogerBW... This is not cat tinting. This is taxidermy. The original, orange Mr. Solo, went the way of all good cat heroes. Jared used his medical training to taxidermy his pet but ran out of orange crayons and had to color this new Mr. Solo using the same crayon box that our Auntie June used to color Dr. Johnson. Eggplant.
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Boy, June reached back almost five years to recycle a panel! If there was a Worthy Award for recycling, she’d be a shoo-in. Great work by Wanders for finding this panel. I’m just wondering what cat that was in August 2017. Did Mister Solo get a dye job?
So Jared is attracted to a battered woman who makes him feel needed and appreciated. What a healthy, mature relationship this Jared-Jess one isn’t turning out to be - bleah. KM is messed up.
Next week's big topic is animal cruelty in the little-known underworld of Cat Tinting.
Still, at least he's upgraded from his previous cup of sugar to some sort of brown beverage.
A conversation we won't see:
J: I'm breaking up with you. I want to spend more time with this woman with an abusive partner I met when he put her in the hospital.
D: You don't have to work so hard to make me feel good about it.
Maybe it's just me, but I don't think Dawn's going to be too broken up over losing a little boy who plays with dolls.* He's just a place-holder anyway.
-- Scottie McW.
* Which in no way resemble my manly sports bobblehead collection.
@Scottie McW., I hope you have a Jose’ Ramirez in your collection!
Mee meow? President Biden has overcome his stuttering problem. Hopefully Mr. Solo can also find a good speech therapist.
Dawn really wont give a hoot. This leaves more time for to (mess everything up) work in the computer lab.
Great comments, everyone! Jared seems like he might have a two-cat household, so Orangie from five years ago might be known to Jared as "Mr. Wookie" or maybe "R2D3". Gutless as Jared is, maybe he should just ghost Dawn and start seeing Jess, with a pending dramatic moment when he and Jess run into Dawn at the FoodTeam, a site where the treachery of Dawn's boyfriend Dave was on display in the past.
I like Star Wars a lot, but I don't eat, think, breathe and have all my non-work clothing resemble Star Wars. If I met this guy in person, I'd think he had serious mental problems. And he would never get dates or hot girlfriends (even battered ones). I guess Dawn enjoys dressing up like slave Leia.
So, now we know how shallow Jared is (we already knew about Dawnie). It seems obvious that Dawn was his first girlfriend, and that he was thrilled to have her. Now after one minor tiff (Jared: you think that guy’s cuter than me? Universe: YESSS!), and a few minutes of pleasantries with a half-conscious battered woman, ol’ reliable Jared is ready to throw Dawn over. What will happen?
A. Jess’s evil partner beats the stuffings out of Jared; or B. J-Red and Jess become the hot new couple about town.
RogerBW... This is not cat tinting. This is taxidermy. The original, orange Mr. Solo, went the way of all good cat heroes. Jared used his medical training to taxidermy his pet but ran out of orange crayons and had to color this new Mr. Solo using the same crayon box that our Auntie June used to color Dr. Johnson. Eggplant.
HelenClark
Hate to be gross, but is Mr. Solo vomiting ,or is he eating?
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