Problem solved. Now Jared is free to date any patient he wants. But soon, I am sure they both will come to their senses... Dawn when she can't find anyone to see hilarious
Star Wars parodies with, and Jared as Jess's abusive boyfriend pounds his head into the sidewalk.
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More recycling today - p. 1 was yesterday’s p. 1. Can we christen this the break-up bench? Too bad “When Jared breaks up with Dawn” doesn’t have the same ring as “When Harry Met Sally.”
Dawn could’ve taken her ire to the next level by shouting, “I never want to see you again, Jared Mylo!” and maybe added “Or your dumb cat!”
It's nice when 2 people are both right
Wanders, I love your comment about Jess’ boyfriend. Because you know that he’s coming back. And Jared is too nice. Just ask Dawn!
Jared: "You're acting like you don't need or want me any more."
Dawn: "That's not true! I never want to see you again!"
Uh... So she wants him, but doesn't want to see him?
Run, Jared, run!
I want you /
I need you /
But there ain't no way /
I'm ever gonna love you!
Submitted for your consideration for the Charterstone juke, Meatloaf's "Two Outta Three Ain't Bad."
-- Scottie McW.
Dawn has issues.
These are both horrible people. It's hard to pick a side. Dawn treats him like trash and is prowling around for a new man like an alley cat.... Jared is hitting on trauamatized women in his workplace.
I spy with my little eye... Doesn't it look like Jared has a second, smaller eye under his regular eye?
HelenClark
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