Wanders, maybe Tess and Jess have a brother named Wes.
“I’ll try. I can tell Jess about my jealous ex-girlfriend who went all wacko with me when I broke up with her a few days ago. I hope she didn’t follow me here. She was super-angry.”
Someone contact Northview Hospital management about Jared making “house calls,” stat!
Hmmm, Jess is in a negative space. Work your magic, Jared. Tell her how pumas don't make typical big-cat noise or whatever. She'll be begging you to take her out to the zoo.
This, unfortunately, opens the door to any number of annoying Star Wars related questions, i.e. Are Jess and Tess jedi twins? Was Jess in the hospital because her father tortured her to find the secret rebel base? Does Tess own a metal bikini? And why does Jared keep banging his head on things, over and over, even unto the prequels?
What's with these haircuts? Tess and Jared basically have the same hairdo, minus (thank heaven) the bangs on Jared. Looks like JB is phoning it in this week, or else the salon in Santa Royale is on summer vacation.
Jess told Jared that her sister was "coming from another state" to help her sort things out. And later that she'd be going to live with her sister for a while. So, how far has Jared traveled for this visit? Is he wearing yet another orange t-shirt or did he not bother to change out of the one he's been wearing for the last week?
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Or maybe there's a third sister, Mess.
Wanders, maybe Tess and Jess have a brother named Wes.
“I’ll try. I can tell Jess about my jealous ex-girlfriend who went all wacko with me when I broke up with her a few days ago. I hope she didn’t follow me here. She was super-angry.”
Someone contact Northview Hospital management about Jared making “house calls,” stat!
Hmmm, Jess is in a negative space. Work your magic, Jared. Tell her how pumas don't make typical big-cat noise or whatever. She'll be begging you to take her out to the zoo.
-- Scottie McW.
Moy has a real talent for ignoring the inappropriate. That explains Wilbur Weston.
I insist upon meeting the other sisters, Bess and Ness!
This, unfortunately, opens the door to any number of annoying Star Wars related questions, i.e. Are Jess and Tess jedi twins? Was Jess in the hospital because her father tortured her to find the secret rebel base? Does Tess own a metal bikini? And why does Jared keep banging his head on things, over and over, even unto the prequels?
What's with these haircuts? Tess and Jared basically have the same hairdo, minus (thank heaven) the bangs on Jared. Looks like JB is phoning it in this week, or else the salon in Santa Royale is on summer vacation.
Jess told Jared that her sister was "coming from another state" to help her sort things out. And later that she'd be going to live with her sister for a while. So, how far has Jared traveled for this visit? Is he wearing yet another orange t-shirt or did he not bother to change out of the one he's been wearing for the last week?
HelenClark
TimP: You don't want to meet Ness. I hear she's a monster. Or maybe just a row of swimming otters.
I wonder if they are descended from the German filmmaker Fess Bender.
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