Monday, July 11, 2022

Mary Worth 3961

"There's no use trying to make sense of it." The first rule of all great writing.

PSA: Remember, today is free Slurpee day.

8 comments:

KitKat said...

“There’s no use trying to make sense of it” applies to us puzzling about where Jess lived before Tess came to town and rented a nice house. It also applies to this fascinating pond, with the rare aquatic daffodils and transparent fish. The middle one is a whopper!

Now would be a perfect time for the West Coast version of the Central Park Troll Mugger to emerge from the bushes. After all, evil people do evil things. I want to see Jared Mylo in action, or what passes for action. I bet June would relish drawing that.

Anonymous said...

I disagree, Jared. Jess is not getting better. In fact, she's about to totally lose control. I think you should slap her.

HelenClark

Anonymous said...

Thanks Wanders and Happy “Slurpee” for those who observe. Alas, this only reminds me that I’ve once again missed “Disgusting Hot Dog That’s Been Spinning There for Awhile” Day and “Is This Thing Supposed to Be a Burrito, or What?” Day

LouiseF said...

I wonder if KM reads her own dialogue.. I'm still back on Jess moving into this rental house that she admits she hasn't left in a week but still know there's little foot traffic at the park down the street. Perhaps she is using Helen Moss' binoculars to keep tabs on the neighborhood. As for the late-night Jeopardy championship, it is scheduled for November, and even if it were now, Jess could always stream it later. Pretty sure the Jeopardy comment is just so we know that Jess has nerd cred.

meg said...

Speaking of nerd cred…since Jared hasn’t been wearing his Star Wars shirt, is it possible Jess doesn’t know he’s on Team Skywalker? What if she is a Trekkie? Then we shall have some dramatic tension! Right now, there’s nothing but cat hair on his shirt.

Jerry Smith said...

No one has seen or heard from Mary Worth in a while. Did she die off camera and KM didn't tell us? I bet it was a great funeral ...

meg said...

Have You Seen this Woman?

(portrait of Mary Worth)

Hair: white. Eyes: blue. Age: 140 + (but she could pass for 125)

Last seen lurking at Mountview Hospital on June 14, not minding her own business, but vowing not to stir up trouble unless necessary, which it usually is. Incidents such as these are usually followed by stirring up trouble and then claiming credit for straightening out whatever mess she has made.

Worth is not known to have enemies, but she definitely does.

$500 reward for locating this individual, $10,000 if you can make sure she doesn’t come back.

Darth Curt said...

So if it wasn't domestic violence, then why the crap did her sister have to rent a house for them to live at? Why couldn't Tess taken Jess home and taken care of her there????

I think it was domestic violence, by Moy didn't have the guts to go through with it and retconned it.