"You're beautiful! You're way hotter than my last girlfriend. Did I mention that I dumped her just to go out with you?"
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KitKat
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Even the transparent fish are a couple - how cute.
“You look better than the last time I saw you. Your swollen-shut eye is even sort of open now, Jess!”
The Ray Stevens song “Everything is Beautiful” popped into my head, but please don’t add it to the Charterstone Jukebox, Wanders. If I never hear it again, that’ll be too soon.
My initial assumption was that Jess didn't want to leave the house because she was fearful of being mugged again. But during this long (incessant, unremitting, unending) conversation, we learn that it's actually because she no longer feels pretty? Watch out, Jared. That pond isn't the only thing that's shallow.
“The next time I see you, you’ll look even better”? What kind of compliment is that?? It’s high time for Dawnie to power walk past them, since Jared’s chiseled jawline is in dire need of more fist traffic.
@KitKat, I think our transparent friends are the fishy ghosts of Willa and Stellan. After months of being fed nothing but deli meats they have ballooned in size and finally succumbed to fish atherosclerosis, and are haunting the depths of Park Garden Pond.
HelenClark, the only thing shallower than the pond and Jess' obsession with her appearance is Jared's awkward support. Ho-hum...When do we get to hear about the Jeopardy championship?
Jared: "Jess, let's quit wasting time. You've been beaten senseless, and I'm just senseless. Let's French kiss. I want to see if you're better than Dawn!"
Long-time lurker, first-time poster: I just asked Mrs LN Ghost if in my obit I had to admit my appreciation for this site. She said, yes, and then wrote this post.
Welcome Little Nemo’s Ghost. And to all are new posters. Glad to hear from all of you. We are here to support each other through our terrible and heart wrenching malady.
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Even the transparent fish are a couple - how cute.
“You look better than the last time I saw you. Your swollen-shut eye is even sort of open now, Jess!”
The Ray Stevens song “Everything is Beautiful” popped into my head, but please don’t add it to the Charterstone Jukebox, Wanders. If I never hear it again, that’ll be too soon.
My initial assumption was that Jess didn't want to leave the house because she was fearful of being mugged again. But during this long (incessant, unremitting, unending) conversation, we learn that it's actually because she no longer feels pretty? Watch out, Jared. That pond isn't the only thing that's shallow.
HelenClark
“The next time I see you, you’ll look even better”? What kind of compliment is that?? It’s high time for Dawnie to power walk past them, since Jared’s chiseled jawline is in dire need of more fist traffic.
@KitKat, I think our transparent friends are the fishy ghosts of Willa and Stellan. After months of being fed nothing but deli meats they have ballooned in size and finally succumbed to fish atherosclerosis, and are haunting the depths of Park Garden Pond.
@Dr. Cameron -- Willa and Stellan's ghosts, deli meats, fish athersclerosis! Outstanding!
-- Scottie McW.
HelenClark, the only thing shallower than the pond and Jess' obsession with her appearance is Jared's awkward support. Ho-hum...When do we get to hear about the Jeopardy championship?
Jared: "Jess, let's quit wasting time. You've been beaten senseless, and I'm just senseless. Let's French kiss. I want to see if you're better than Dawn!"
For the jukebox: You're Pitiful - The Weird Al knockoff of the James Blunt song (You're Beautiful).
Long-time lurker, first-time poster: I just asked Mrs LN Ghost if in my obit I had to admit my appreciation for this site. She said, yes, and then wrote this post.
Welcome Little Nemo’s Ghost. And to all are new posters. Glad to hear from all of you. We are here to support each other through our terrible and heart wrenching malady.
The post above is from me, Wanders. Phone isn’t letting me sign In to my account.
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