Oh, Cathy, in the Worthiverse, only Mary Worth may give advice. And it cannot be good advice. You don't belong here, I'm afraid. While you've mastered Mary's smug "I told you so," your advice made sense and should not have been dispensed in the first place. I fear your character may be killed off unless you can learn to mind your own business.
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Golly gee, if I didn’t know better, I’d think Jess and Jared (Jessed? Jaress?) were in a clinch on the Japanese Bridge at Giverny.
Are Dawn and Cathy at the same park as J and J? It’ll be a couple hours until they finish the giant salads so they may not discover the lovebirds on the bridge, but with luck J and J will find their way into this café. BTW, both Dawn and Cathy are left handed.
When we next see Jared, he will be at Cathy's hospital bedside, her eye bandaged after removal of a salad fork.
HelenClark
...all that roughage cant be good.
"Did you treat him like he isn't good enough?"
"Well, yeah."
"And did you lie to him?"
"YEH-ESSS! But so what?! He should just get over it! I'm allowed!"
-- Scottie McW.
The way Cathy talks she could be Mary's grand-niece. Dawn and Cathy could have met at Aunt Mary's pool party and have been fast occasional acquaintances ever since.
I really can't imagine that Dawn is creative enough to be left-handed. Maybe she injured her right hand with all that dancing. This restaurant is in dire need of a purple people eater...
But she's a Westman! Gosh Darn it! We're allowed to do that! It works out for my dad all the time! No consequences!
Those salads could serve an entire family—if your family likes a a whole lot of kale, a couple of tomato slices and no dressing.
It seems to me that none of these characters are relating to each other at all. KM says that Jared and Jess are growing closer, but Jess says she still feels hideous because Jared didn't kiss her. Dawn has no clue why Jared dumped her even though Cathy told her before and is today telling her again today. Maybe there are other story lines (dimensions?) going on simultaneously and maybe each person should be moved to the one they belong in, so that this story will somehow make sense.
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