If sitting on a bench in a park that gets little foot traffic was “the best date EVER!,” Jared’s dates with Dawn the past several years must’ve been doozies. Maybe you should just stick with Mister Solo, Jared.
Goodness, KM has fabricated a Catch-22! Jared can’t kiss Jess until he makes peace with Dawn, and Dawn won’t see him because she feels too burned. (She’d feel positively incinerated if Mary ever spilled the beans about Jared and Jess clutching hands in the hospital.) So, they’ll continue to complain to Mister Solo and Cathy, respectively, and we’ll all doze off for the next few weeks, if not until Labor Day. Zzzzzzzzzzzz….
What kind of a degenerate opens a bag of Chips (Chiros?) from the bottom? Dawn may have tolerated the cat hair and food debris on the table, but I'll bet Jess won't. Of course, she just might be the great gal that changes Jared, brings out the best in him, ya know?
Yeah, just put your life on hold while you wait for Dawn to forgive you, Jared. Keep badgering her and badgering her until she wants to be your friend. Great plan. It's that kind of keen intellect that got you where you are.
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Mr. Solo has overcome his speech impediment and has learned to say “meow”, rather than “mee meow”. Therapy, Jared, therapy. That’s how you move on.
If sitting on a bench in a park that gets little foot traffic was “the best date EVER!,” Jared’s dates with Dawn the past several years must’ve been doozies. Maybe you should just stick with Mister Solo, Jared.
Goodness, KM has fabricated a Catch-22! Jared can’t kiss Jess until he makes peace with Dawn, and Dawn won’t see him because she feels too burned. (She’d feel positively incinerated if Mary ever spilled the beans about Jared and Jess clutching hands in the hospital.) So, they’ll continue to complain to Mister Solo and Cathy, respectively, and we’ll all doze off for the next few weeks, if not until Labor Day. Zzzzzzzzzzzz….
"Maybe you should just stick with Mister Solo, Jared." (Now now, KitKat, this is a family friendly blog. :) )
I won't claim that people like this don't exist, but why are we supposed to be interested in reading about them?
If Jared was wearing his regulation orange t-shirt at the park, then how is it he's wearing a blue t-shirt in the selfie?
HelenClark
What kind of a degenerate opens a bag of Chips (Chiros?) from the bottom? Dawn may have tolerated the cat hair and food debris on the table, but I'll bet Jess won't. Of course, she just might be the great gal that changes Jared, brings out the best in him, ya know?
Sondheim "Move On"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVC4MrUEBRo
Yeah, just put your life on hold while you wait for Dawn to forgive you, Jared. Keep badgering her and badgering her until she wants to be your friend. Great plan. It's that kind of keen intellect that got you where you are.
-- Scottie McW.
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