Thursday, July 28, 2022

Mary Worth 3978

No, no, by all means, get into details. We'd love to review past interactions. It's kind of expected around here.

10 comments:

KitKat said...

Wanders, I’m so impressed that you find the originals of June’s retreads. You deserve a Worthy Award for Best Archives Management in the Worthiverse. Maybe June is on vacation. It’s also possible that she’s as bored as the rest of us and is mailing it in.

How many walls and/or doors did Jared walk into to end up with a schnozz like his?

I wish panel two was Mary dozing off as Jared drones on and on and on….


RogerBW said...

"Those nice people on the message board keep telling me I deserve all the hot chicks!"

Anonymous said...


At least he opened the top of the chips bag instead of the bottom. Ditto for the can of pop.

-- Scottie McW.

Ian Cameron, PhD said...

Jared is looking more and more like a sallow and haggard version of Mary Worth with every panel, while Mary grows more perky and youthful as her meddle progresses. Yet another example of the awful truth that she’s been stalking the earth for eons as an immortal meddling-based soul vampire.

RogerBW said...

Ah, the great taste of CRIHF! Always bleached bone-white, no matter what flavour!

LouiseF said...

I wonder if Jared and his hospital colleagues ever get the sense they are reliving the same day with the same food, a la "Groundhog Day". Apparently those chips come with a side of self-doubt for Jared.

Jerry Smith said...

"Dawn ... do you still feel like I do?"

"Yes, Jared. I hate you."

Jana C.H. said...

Jared tries to pass of his bumpy proboscis as a "Roman nose," but any Roman with that many indentations would run off to the Teutoburg Forest to hide his face in shame.

Garnet said...

I don't understand why he's so insistent that she be his friend. It's weird. A friendship at this point would just be awkward.

Anonymous said...

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