But as long as Jess keeps holding her sandwich so pathetically, I'm sure Jared will pity her long enough to last for a few more dates.
Thursday, September 1, 2022
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But as long as Jess keeps holding her sandwich so pathetically, I'm sure Jared will pity her long enough to last for a few more dates.
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Another addition to my collection of odd food in The Worthiverse. A lettuce sandwich with the crusts cut off. Yum.
Maybe it's a Wilbur-repellent? "I smell a sandwich… but… no mayonnaise!"
"Dawn and I talked it out in between bouts of (family friendly blog) and really I think one weekend a month is reasonable for exes, don't you?"
I think Jared's hair infection is getting worse.
“Yes, Jess. Hey, ‘yes’ and ‘Jess’ rhyme! That’s so awesome!”
Have fun while you can, JarJess. The E. coli on that lettuce should be kicking in soon.
Jared: "Yeah, this is okay, I guess. But we're wasting a lot of time talking. You gotta start eating that sandwich a lot faster, Jess. I even took the chicken out so you could take more than one bite at a time. That giant picnic basket from Tony's wasn't cheap. I rented it for two hours, but he'll charge me $25 extra if I'm late getting it back."
HelenCl
And start drinking the assortment of soft drinks
"Here's a little more trivia. Did you know that more than a dozen people got violently ill during a recent outbreak of E. coli that was traced to chicken cutlets? That's why I was able to get these for practically nothing."
-- Scottie McW.
I admire how Jess could take a bite out of the sandwich and miss the lettuce.
Okay, I see chicken cutlet sandwiches from Tony's Deli, but where are the previously promised "assorted sides and a variety of soft drinks"?! Oh, and there are ants on their plates.
I think one of the so-called sides must have been potato chips.
I wonder if Jared is about to pull a "Wilbur" and talk about his ex so much that it turns off his current date?
Women love it when their dates keep bringing up their exes.
Better than bringing up a hairball.
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