"It turns out that I hate Cathy now. But I don't want her to think there's bad blood between us. What should I do? Do you have any muffins?"
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Yes, dear, I have a minute, but that’s all. I’m busy preparing for my victory lap. I ordinarily use a vintage old Coot de Ville, but I’m giving a Tesla some thought. Elon is stopping by later so we can discuss it. Then Jeff Bezos will be here- he’s looking for exclusive publishing rights to my next three books. I’m thinking of calling the first one ‘When you don’t know what to do, ask the widow down the hall’. Then Victoria Beckham will come by for a fitting of my victory wardrobe. She wants to put me in all white, but no, Posh, I say, lavender and mauve are the colors that brought me here, and I’m sticking with them. Now what was it you wanted, Dawn?
“Hello Dawn. Are you okay? You look like H E double hockey sticks, plus the only time you show up at my door without an invitation is when you have yet another problem. Luckily for you, I just finished baking my daily assortment of various baked goods, so you may enter.”
It seems to me that JB has been drawing Mary recently as (gasp!) an old lady! Mary's Labor Day appearance in a frumpy swimsuit also highlighted her shrinking neckbones, and I see a distinct shadow on her face today. Meddling is finally taking its toll.
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Yes, dear, I have a minute, but that’s all. I’m busy preparing for my victory lap. I ordinarily use a vintage old Coot de Ville, but I’m giving a Tesla some thought. Elon is stopping by later so we can discuss it. Then Jeff Bezos will be here- he’s looking for exclusive publishing rights to my next three books. I’m thinking of calling the first one ‘When you don’t know what to do, ask the widow down the hall’. Then Victoria Beckham will come by for a fitting of my victory wardrobe. She wants to put me in all white, but no, Posh, I say, lavender and mauve are the colors that brought me here, and I’m sticking with them. Now what was it you wanted, Dawn?
‘Never mind. I’ll ask my dad’
“Hello Dawn. Are you okay? You look like H E double hockey sticks, plus the only time you show up at my door without an invitation is when you have yet another problem. Luckily for you, I just finished baking my daily assortment of various baked goods, so you may enter.”
It seems to me that JB has been drawing Mary recently as (gasp!) an old lady! Mary's Labor Day appearance in a frumpy swimsuit also highlighted her shrinking neckbones, and I see a distinct shadow on her face today. Meddling is finally taking its toll.
"I need to talk. And a muffin. You've got more muffins, right? I'm really hungry for some reason."
Could Dawn be pregnant???!!!
I think it may be time for Wanders to wheel out his recycle bin again.
HelenClark
"But you were just here! Dawn, you're starting to take all the fun out of running other people's lives. [long sigh] Okay, sit down. What is it now?"
-- Scottie McW.
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