Friday, September 9, 2022

Mary Worth 4022

Dawn, ten years ago, you forced One-Armed Jim to remain friends, and you haven't thought of him since. Something tells me you're going to survive just fine.

8 comments:

meg said...

A quote from Prince/King Charles: “I always wonder what meddling is; I always thought it was motivating.”

Better write to Ask Wendy, sir.

Anonymous said...


@KitKat -- Will Mary be rushing to London now?

-- Scottie McW.

KitKat said...

Boy, Wanders, I’d forgotten all about One-Armed Jim, so thanks for the refresher. Let’s see, there was [Reminds Me of] Dave, Drew (briefly), Dr. McSleazy, Hugo….

You mean a longtime friend who bored the heck out of you, Dawn, and who you ignored until he dropped you?

Anonymous said...

Mary: Oh, come on, Dawn. All you and Jared need is a little ice breaker to renew that wonderful friendship you once had. I've got a great idea! Next Saturday night, Dr. Jeff and I have been invited over to Jared's mother's place. We're going to start practicing naked yoga with her and her boyfriend. She said that Jared and his new girlfriend would be there. Why don't you join us? And, say, bring along your dad, too. Doesn't that sound like fun?
hmmm... I wonder what kind of muffins I should bring.

HelenClark

meg said...

Well, there won’t be any stud muffins there unless you bring some, Mary.

ratswan said...

jared always bought me burgers and fries mary and you know how us westons love free food .when in doubt rebound it out!

RogerBW said...

Surely if Jared is a "longtime friend", Dawn must be a "longtime college student"?

Ian Cameron, PhD said...

Cmon Dawn, I think it’s Jess’ shortcut-lurking mugger assailant that really hits differently.

Too soon?