Thursday, November 3, 2022

Mary Worth 4077

But, now, at my age, I'm constantly looking death in the face and realize that I'll be lucky if I wake up in the morning.

13 comments:

KitKat said...

Trying to swallow that dumpling whole could be a fatal mistake, Zak. Maybe a passive-aggressive Iris wants to bump you off.

Your secret message raises a good point, Wanders. Have Zak’s parents met Iris? Were they self-absorbed parents who foisted him off on his Nan? Does she know about Iris?

Anonymous said...

Oh my god, it would be amazing if Zak cheated death at the cliff just to choke on a dumpling.

Variety_of_Muffins said...

Zak had to fall off a cliff to learn that falling off a cliff is not a good idea.

Anonymous said...


"I learned my lesson. Luckily, it wasn't a fatal one!"

If you're dead, have you really learned a lesson?

-- Scottie McW.

Anonymous said...


I guess I didn't word that very clearly. The point is, can there be such a thing as a fatal lesson?

Is that better?

-- S. McW.

Anonymous said...

No better way to set the stage for a romantic evening than to repeatedly remind your partner that you're the same age as his mother.

HelenClark

Anonymous said...

BTW - Scottie McW. Excellent point! It is much more useful to learn life's lessons while one is still alive. Good thinking!

HelenClark

hmmm said...

Scottie McW - I suppose if the cliff was high enough and the drop took long enough… How much good learning the lesson at that point would do you, however…

Garnet said...

OK, indeed teen boys and young men sometimes act stupid, like they think they're invincible. But isn't Zak 25? Plus, even toddlers understand the danger of long falls to the ground. It's an instinct in most people.

He's also awfully blasé about almost killing himself and Iris.

Steve said...

Does anyone under 60 actually say: "When I was your age?"

fauxprof said...

@Steve: who says Iris is under 60?

MissScarlet said...
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MissScarlet said...

I would imagine that by the time Iris was 25 she had already had Tommy. She was probably not thinking of herself as invincible at all. If we assume that Tommy's dad was a less than helpful, loving spouse, then she probably felt trapped and miserable and wondered if her life would ever be better.

Too bad that Moy forgot about Tommy. But no surprise; looks like Iris has forgotten about him too.