I'm glad you kept the wedding simple, Iris. Flowers everywhere, and gorgeous table settings. With hundreds of people dancing in a huge glass ballroom. You know, simple.
Oh, we’re still at the reception? OK. And they continue to talk of death. No wonder the flowers look funereal. Those roses aren’t pink, they’re purple-pink. And Zak’s suit jacket is ill-fitting. Sorry, I’m old, the champagne is weak, and no one has been offered a speck of food. I wanna go home.
I also noticed the turn in the flowers, @fauxprof, and no food on the plates, even at the bridal table. The only reason Wilbur had crumbs yesterday was because he brought his own snacks..
Speaking of the best man, does Zak have any friends or co-workers at these festivities? We’ve seen no one speaking to him or Iris.
KM must imagine herself as Joan Wilder. Was it the movie "Romancing the Stone" where the opening scene is of novelist Joan Wilder, sobbing as she types the final lines of her latest romance novel? I can picture KM collapsing over her laptop, sobbing tears of romantic bliss as she writes this drivel.
Ah, the traditional after-vows vows are now being exchanged. As Lee Dorsey so plaintively speaks in "Working in the Coal Mine," HOW LONG CAN THIS GO ON?
Guessing we have the cake and (ho-hum) garter/bouquet throwing to get through yet. Then we can rev up for a conga line or maybe even the Chicken Dance or Alley Cat. Oh, wait, I think those dances are restricted to being performed only inside the state of New Jersey.
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Oh, we’re still at the reception? OK. And they continue to talk of death. No wonder the flowers look funereal. Those roses aren’t pink, they’re purple-pink. And Zak’s suit jacket is ill-fitting. Sorry, I’m old, the champagne is weak, and no one has been offered a speck of food. I wanna go home.
Unless those are plastic flower garlands I'd hate to imagine what all that cost.
“And now, ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the traditional dance of the groom and his babysitter!”
I also noticed the turn in the flowers, @fauxprof, and no food on the plates, even at the bridal table. The only reason Wilbur had crumbs yesterday was because he brought his own snacks..
Speaking of the best man, does Zak have any friends or co-workers at these festivities? We’ve seen no one speaking to him or Iris.
@Anonymous at 7:18 a.m., that’s so funny! Thanks for the early-morning laugh!
How romantic! Death talk at the bridal table.
KM must imagine herself as Joan Wilder. Was it the movie "Romancing the Stone" where the opening scene is of novelist Joan Wilder, sobbing as she types the final lines of her latest romance novel? I can picture KM collapsing over her laptop, sobbing tears of romantic bliss as she writes this drivel.
HelenClark
most married couples concentrate on the envelopes of money coming there way these two just wanna do sappy talk and im sure memories of piccadee falls
Ah, the traditional after-vows vows are now being exchanged. As Lee Dorsey so plaintively speaks in "Working in the Coal Mine," HOW LONG CAN THIS GO ON?
Guessing we have the cake and (ho-hum) garter/bouquet throwing to get through yet. Then we can rev up for a conga line or maybe even the Chicken Dance or Alley Cat. Oh, wait, I think those dances are restricted to being performed only inside the state of New Jersey.
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