Wait... So at Sau's Piano Bar, the customers play? It's an open keyboard... at a bar? So generally, this place is like an eighth grade recital all the time, except that the musicians are drunk.
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KitKat
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The audience of purple cardboard cutouts will go gaga over Estelle and Ed. They might even demand an encore!
Coming up next, a drunken Wil-bore wobbles off his barstool and decides to pound the keys. The restaurant clears out quickly. His banging on the keys sets the piano out of tune. Management is not pleased.
pian-oke? kar-iano? Estelle must have been visiting this bar a long time in order to determine that "patrons" are the "great musicians", and, let me guess. The musicians get better and better by closing time...
Next week’s date: Stell and the vet visit the local dance-oke, where Saul and Eve are seen performing their interpretations of the Charterstone Tango, followed by a scintillating not-very-quick step. Mary, Jeff, and Citizen Cane close out the evening with an interpretive demonstration of the Lumbago Cha-cha-cha.
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The audience of purple cardboard cutouts will go gaga over Estelle and Ed. They might even demand an encore!
Coming up next, a drunken Wil-bore wobbles off his barstool and decides to pound the keys.
The restaurant clears out quickly. His banging on the keys sets the piano out of tune. Management is not pleased.
"Some of the patrons here are great!"
"Present company excepted, of course!"
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Uh . . . Oh nothing. Just a little joke"
"Good night, sir."
"Wait! Stell, come back!"
And Wilbur smiles from the bushes.
-- Scottie McW.
Norah Jones seems to be in a career slump.
Who said rosie odonnel was finished stella ?
pian-oke? kar-iano? Estelle must have been visiting this bar a long time in order to determine that "patrons" are the "great musicians", and, let me guess. The musicians get better and better by closing time...
Estelle: This food isn't bad!
Ed: Yes, some of the patrons here are great cooks! By the way, we don't have to pay for dinner, but you do have to clean one of the bathrooms ...
Next week’s date: Stell and the vet visit the local dance-oke, where Saul and Eve are seen performing their interpretations of the Charterstone Tango, followed by a scintillating not-very-quick step. Mary, Jeff, and Citizen Cane close out the evening with an interpretive demonstration of the Lumbago Cha-cha-cha.
So, is this place a low-key comedy club, where patrons laugh at the "musicians" and crush their dreams? Honestly, sounds like fun.
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