But Estelle, you decided to make your break permanent back when you elected to belt out “We are Never, Never, Never, Getting Back Together” and numerous other breakup songs one year ago during your first memorable date with Ed. And then immediately did get back together the next morning after being offered a greasy sack of BBQ takeout.
It sounds like the terms of this breakup will first need to be ratified by Joe Manchin.
Unbeknownst to Estelle, this has been a set-up. Wilbur's in the next room. The plan was for him to jump out with a bouquet of roses as soon as Mary prodded her into saying something nice about him. Alas.
You take it she's ready to date again? Were you not here yesterday when she said she's been seeing a man, her vet, and did you not acknowledge that she had dated him previously? Have you got muffin crumbs in your ears? And what do you mean by asking what happened to her and Wilbur? Do you not remember the jerk falling off the cruise ship and letting her twist in the winds of shock and grief while he partied at the tiki bar? Sheesh. Up your Prevagen dose, woman.
Listen to what Mary is telling you, Estelle — when she says I take she means your man, your soul, your pets, your piano and all that’s decent and good. Which means all you’re left with is Wilbur.
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Wilbur has Mary on retainer.
Hey Estelle, you thought that you and Arthur/er had a lot in common too. Have you forgotten how that romance turned out?
Wil-Bore needs to return to Antartica. The penguins miss him.
Ahh, a permanent break! That sounds restful!
But Estelle, you decided to make your break permanent back when you elected to belt out “We are Never, Never, Never, Getting Back Together” and numerous other breakup songs one year ago during your first memorable date with Ed. And then immediately did get back together the next morning after being offered a greasy sack of BBQ takeout.
It sounds like the terms of this breakup will first need to be ratified by Joe Manchin.
Unbeknownst to Estelle, this has been a set-up. Wilbur's in the next room. The plan was for him to jump out with a bouquet of roses as soon as Mary prodded her into saying something nice about him. Alas.
-- Scottie McW.
Estelle's sister:
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Is mary sitting on the cat and pierre shes way closer then she was yesterday .
You take it she's ready to date again? Were you not here yesterday when she said she's been seeing a man, her vet, and did you not acknowledge that she had dated him previously? Have you got muffin crumbs in your ears? And what do you mean by asking what happened to her and Wilbur? Do you not remember the jerk falling off the cruise ship and letting her twist in the winds of shock and grief while he partied at the tiki bar? Sheesh. Up your Prevagen dose, woman.
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Listen to what Mary is telling you, Estelle — when she says I take she means your man, your soul, your pets, your piano and all that’s decent and good. Which means all you’re left with is Wilbur.
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