It can be tough to maintain a long-distance friendship, especially when you loathe said friend for stalking and gaslighting you, and you both live in the same condo complex.
Estelle, put the condo up for sale, pack up your one-eyed cat and brachycephalic dog, and move! Not across town, either. I’m thinking East Coast, Midwest, someplace Wilbur is too lazy and stupid to find. Go before Mary gaslights you into taking him and his “endearing quirks” back. And stop letting people call you “Stell”.
Whew! All the comments I despaired of Estelle ever making to hapless (but not blubber less) Wilbur. She's done it. Now let's see her continue to resist charmless Wilbur, who listens to her tirade and is still clueless enough to say "but, but". But nothing, Butsky, except "But out!"
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Aw, 'Stell' what fun is that? Give Wil-bore another chance! Endearing quirks and all that...
Wilbur will interpret “from a distance” as 15 feet away, with binoculars.
It would be hilarious if Estelle would encounter Mary as she storms away from Wilbur’s door and shouts, “You can stuff your muffins, Mary!”
YESSSS! Give 'im hell, Stell!
-- Scottie
Friends from a distance.
It can be tough to maintain a long-distance friendship, especially when you loathe said friend for stalking and gaslighting you, and you both live in the same condo complex.
Veterinarian guy better run from that one.
Estelle, put the condo up for sale, pack up your one-eyed cat and brachycephalic dog, and move! Not across town, either. I’m thinking East Coast, Midwest, someplace Wilbur is too lazy and stupid to find. Go before Mary gaslights you into taking him and his “endearing quirks” back. And stop letting people call you “Stell”.
Whew! All the comments I despaired of Estelle ever making to hapless (but not blubber less) Wilbur. She's done it. Now let's see her continue to resist charmless Wilbur, who listens to her tirade and is still clueless enough to say "but, but". But nothing, Butsky, except "But out!"
Wilber should put on a big wig and say hes wanda the waitress from the rex morgan md comic strip
Kind of disappointed she didn't end her tirade with "Capisce?!"
Hopefully, Estelle keeps telling Wilbur off for the week and then this moves on to another story line.
I have a bad feeling that Mary is going to encourage Estelle to get get back with Wilbur though.
@Garnet
Alas, I'm afraid you might be right. Mary traffics in misery. She needs misery. Without misery, she has no purpose in life.
-- Scottie
Maybe Eve's place in Philadelphia is still available
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