What an odd way to respond to a friend who is so upset she's using the words "Stalking" and "restraining order." Most friends would be supportive, maybe suggest some cameras or ring door bell cameras or make other helpful suggestions for her safety. Particularly a friend that already had experience with a stalker of her own...... but no, Mary is all, oh golly he must really like you!
Coming attraction: Mary invites Wilbur to her apartment for muffins, banana bread, and tips on stalking Estelle in a more appealing and endearingly quirky manner.
I think KitKat is absolutely correct in the prediction that next week we'll see Wilbur on Mary's couch gobbling muffins as she gives him advice on how to woo Estelle back. Because she certainly won't be giving him advice to stay the heck away from the poor woman. Then the two will join forces and gaslight Estelle.
@grozar: Yes, I was thinking that too. Also, (kinda nitpicking here) you really can't safely walk a Frenchie with a collar. Their necks are too large. He should have a halter like the cat.
Another thought: people are getting mugged around SoCa for their Frenchies on a regular basis. Now, that would be interesting! What ever happened to Muggie Muggerson, anyway?
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What an odd way to respond to a friend who is so upset she's using the words "Stalking" and "restraining order." Most friends would be supportive, maybe suggest some cameras or ring door bell cameras or make other helpful suggestions for her safety. Particularly a friend that already had experience with a stalker of her own...... but no, Mary is all, oh golly he must really like you!
Libby sports a fine sweater, but what about Pierre? He has even less fur.
Coming attraction: Mary invites Wilbur to her apartment for muffins, banana bread, and tips on stalking Estelle in a more appealing and endearingly quirky manner.
"It seems like he wants to get back together with you."
"Gee, Mare, ya think?"
-- Scottie
My my, a warning shot! So that “BANG BANG BANG’ on the door from last week was not just the lyrics to Love Shack!
I think KitKat is absolutely correct in the prediction that next week we'll see Wilbur on Mary's couch gobbling muffins as she gives him advice on how to woo Estelle back. Because she certainly won't be giving him advice to stay the heck away from the poor woman. Then the two will join forces and gaslight Estelle.
Wonder if she'll include the part about him being part dog/cat when she fills out the restraining order paperwork.
At Mary's apartment the next day:
Wilbur: "Mary, what did Stell say when you asked her about the chances of me and her getting back together?"
Mary: "She said it's one in a million."
Wilbur: "So, you're telling me there's a chance!"
HelenClark
A tip of the hat to Jim Carrey!
As it is, Pierre and Libby are locked into a loveless interspecies ménage, yoked together, going through life at the whim of various pet parents who found excuses to abandon them. Now Mary wishes to force Estelle and Wilbur into a similar arrangement, just so she can be large and in charge. Oh, the humanity!
@grozar: Yes, I was thinking that too. Also, (kinda nitpicking here) you really can't safely walk a Frenchie with a collar. Their necks are too large. He should have a halter like the cat.
Another thought: people are getting mugged around SoCa for their Frenchies on a regular basis. Now, that would be interesting! What ever happened to Muggie Muggerson, anyway?
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