Mary Worth 3872

Thank you, Ian, for shoving Toby out of bed. The excruciating dream is over. I hope Toby has learned her lesson about avoiding the very appearance of evil. Especially when there are binoculars involved.

Here's your Charterstone Puzzle for today: Submit an inappropriate Bartlett's quote* for this panel.

*Source: Jerry Smith, MMandM, April 6, 20220

Mary Worth 3871

Toby, he's just trying to 'befriend' you.

Mary Worth 3870

I'm uncomfortable with the level of sexuality in the strip today. Also, judging by Cal's eye dilations, the use of drugs. We are definitely crossing into PG-13 territory here.

Mary Worth 3869

This is just like when Toby was a student dating her professor, Ian Cameron.

Mary Worth 3886

One thing I've alwasy admired about the Camerons is what good communicators they are. Ian has communicated very clearly that Toby is not to disturb him with her women's issues, especially while he's sleeping.

Mary Worth 3867

I'm really starting to think Toby might be worried about something. I mean, I don't want to sound arrogant or anything, but I've known Toby since I was her age, and I think I'm starting to read her pretty well.

Mary Worth 3866

I know Toby has had trouble falling asleep, but her memory of Helen has really softened since yesterday's red-faced floating head from hell. I'm sure she'll be dreaming sweet dreams in no time.

Mary Worth 3865

I don't know... does this count as a floating head, because if it does, it is perhaps the best floating head of all time!!

Mary Worth 3864

Oh, Toby, it's gonna' be all right. Just keep remembering what Cal said, "Ignore your problems. Focus on the good stuff, like Frisbee golf, and you'll feel fine."

Mary Worth 3863

Oh, he will. He will. Of course he will. Why would he ever trust his own wife, when he can trust Helen Moss instead?