Mary Worth 3602

Excuse me, Dr. Chelsea Mauve. Of what offense, pray tell, does Eve need to forgive herself? Just what are you implying? I don't recall Eve ever saying she did something wrong. She just wondered why she grieved for her abuser. Are you now suggesting she needs to examine past interactions, realize she was an idiot, and forgive herself?

Mary Worth 3601

According to Sherwin-Williams, our professional therapist's skin tone is called "Chelsea Mauve!"

Thank you, Dr. Chelsea Mauve, for your kind and compassionate professional platitudes.

Mary Worth 3600

I can't tell you how angry this morning's strip makes me. And it isn't just because Eve paid for so-called therapy that she could have gotten for free from Mary Worth. It's because I feel like we are about to start this whole awful mess all over again!!!!

Mary Worth 3599

Carrot muffins and doggie buscuits. Good roughage for man and beast.

Mary Worth 3598

I don't know whose picture that's supposed to be (Jeff? Gary??), but that is the best turtleneck I have ever seen on a man!

Mary Worth 3597

Mary, please stop using the word "relationship." Use a word like "friendship," or "association." When you say "relationships" like that, it just sounds creepy. Of course, Mary is in a relationship that is better described as an association, so she really can't help herself.

Mary Worth 3596

I know, Mary, it's almost unbelievable. Also, a few WEEKS ago? It couldn't have been that long ago... I mean nothing has happened since, so I assumed it was yesterday or the day before... Let's check. Nope, Max ran away on February 26. Almost a month ago.

Mary Worth 3595

Promising of what? Romance? Please, anything but that. I'm happy with the relationship where it is. Emotional support. Dogs. Salmon.

Mary Worth 3594

A week ago I was thinking there was light at the end of the tunnel, but here I am still in the tunnel. And the fact that Eve seems to want to stay in the tunnel, and not move toward the light can only mean one thing: Therapy Dog Story starts tomorrow.

Mary Worth 3593

I lose track of which panels June Brigman is recycling for this story, but I'm pretty sure this is one of them. I no longer care enough to look it up. I certainly can't blame June for not caring, either.