Mary Worth 3824

Also, Royal Cruise Lines... Don't foget they didn't notify anyone, either. People Magazine is pretty upset about it, too. They live for this kind of thing. And I'm sure the TSA was more than happy to admit a man into the country without a visa or passport. Don't foget to be upset with the TSA.

Mary Worth 3823

It's not just the ladies you don't understand; men don't like you either. But by all means keep writing your advice column with the nom de plume Wendy. Someone was recently commenting on what an excellent columnist you were before you died.

Mary Worth 3822

I don't think even Wilbur knows how he got there.

I added Taylor Swift's "This Love" to the jukebox last night. If Estelle doesn't sing this at the next karaoke night, missed opportunity.

Mary Worth 3821

This is exactly how I feel about each and every one of you.

Mary Worth 3820

This really is starting to feel like the Tom Sawyer funeral scene. Which Mark Twain executed flawlessly. And yet, over five-and-a-half million people dead from Covid-19. That's a lot of grief to ignore with a cute little story about Wilbur coming "back from the dead."

Mary Worth 3819

I don't think Dawn and Estelle are going to like each other very much. "How did this happen to him?" Well, Estelle rejected him again, which triggered your father's liquoring-up. He's not a violent drunk, he's a funny drunk. Unfortunately, the humor is in the stupid things he does, and this time his stupidity cost him his life. Or would have, if he hadn't floated in the ocean for an hour and drifted ashore on Hedonism II, where he has been rolicking in booze all week and keeping his identity on the down-low.

Mary Worth 3818

"Don't despair, Estelle. There's always SilverDaters.com"

'The sea has probably claimed him... poor soul.' is my favorite line so far this year.

Mary Worth 3817

To quote Jill Black, "Ha ha ha ha."

I guess we didn't see this coming. I mean, we all did, but we didn't really think Karen Moy would go there. The story went from sublime to ridiculous very quickly.

Mary Worth 3816

You're going to need YouTube, Wilbur.

Mary Worth 3815

First tip for getting a grip: Stop talking so much. There's no one to listen and you'll just wear out your throat, especially since you have no fresh water to drink. Oh, who am I kidding? Of course there is fresh water. These desert island stories always have a fresh water source; otherwise, no story. Only death. And I've given up hope for that.