As Mary interrogates Vinny "The Brain" DeSoto about his alleged dog, "Ralphie," I thought I'd take a moment to announce the winners of our Not-A-Real-Contest. It's a three-way tie! Drak, Birdie and Wili, leave a comment and let me know what song you'd like to add to the Charterstone jukebox. Of course, it goes without saying that the Condo Board has final approval of all jukebox songs, so just keep that in mind! Especially you, Wili, who appears to be truly the most frightening resident of Charterstone ever!!