Oh, Ron... you don't know the meaning of the word "suffer." Unless I miss my guess, Mary is about to apply some Queen Mother Meddling that she's patiently and painstakingly taken several days to plot. In less than a month, you'll be begging for someone to pull the plug on you.
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Run, Ron, Run! Armageddon awaits you! Mary NEVER waits several days to meddle...BTW have you ever discussed, oh, teenagers in Taipei with Mom?
After Mary's meddling has gone on for seven weeks, Ron is going to bash himself in the head with the folding chair.
All goes according to his brother Richard's plan ... knowing from reputation the lethal nature of Mary's meddling, he's ensured that Ron is there at bedside when Mary moves in with her lightning-fast, cobra-like 'meddle strikes'.
That's not just your mother's deathbed there, Ron. Richard will smilingly scatter both of your ashes from the back of his inheritance-funded 32 foot speed boat, the SS 'Worth' The Money. Until Mary finally pulls up alongside in a dinghy christened The Merry Meddler, lecturing him on the sins of ocean littering for the last, longest three weeks of his life...
So now Ron is borrowing Rich's jacket. I'm glad that Mary mentioned the name otherwise I would have been confused. Time to readjust the Mary Worth Watch
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