Tonight, sitting near the steel glow of the Philco, a sweaty waiter in a white shirt talks business with his two creepy buddies. "I got one today," he says, wiping a smudge of stew from off his elbow.
"So did I," says the hippie in the oil-stained camouflage. "Easy as checkin' under the hood."
"Me too. Me get one too!" says the brilliant computer hacker who happens to be a fairly good speller for a four year old.
Imagine their surprise when they realize they all have stolen the identity of the same person! "But we can't all be Toby Cameron!"
Lunch with Mary Worth: $21.17
Filling up in the full-service lane: $112.48
Purchasing a rare documentary about Scotland: $11.29.
Having your identity stolen three different times on the same day? Priceless.
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