If placenta stops hair loss then why are babies born bald?
Placenta worked for me: I've never gone bald while pregnant.
How did you get the placenta on your head?
Wanders: I truly think your wife has your best interests in mind. She *knows* that tens of thousands of balding men have this fixated desire to wear a warm, bloody, icky vascular organ on their heads in order to sprout a few hair follicles, which they believe will send torrents of young wimmen begging for one-nighters---which, pathetically, never ever happens.Mrs. Wanders truly loves you.
Public Service Reminder: Be sure to buy the Placenta Travel Kit that's less than two fluid ounces.
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