Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Mary Worth 783

"I also like small chidlren, dogs and parakeets. Between bights of oatmeal, I enjoy reorganizing my bookshelves. Gosh, I hope we have something in common."

Today's Full Strip

15 comments:

phoebes-in-santa fe said...

The characters in this strip are all morons and so am I for reading it.

BaHa said...

Do you like pina coladas? And walkin' in the rain?

Joolz said...

But more importantly, Dr. Mike, have you ever had an everlasting bowl of porridge?

Anonymous said...

"Calling Dr.Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard."

Maude Findlay said...

If/when Jenna & Dr. Mike get married, Mary should be matron of honor, Jeff should be best man, and B?BJ? & Toby should be bridesmaids, with Ian & Ernie as ushers. Reception to follow at the Charterstone pool, where salmon squares and sandwiches will be served, and Wibur will do a dramatic reading of ''Ample Make This Bed'', by Emily Dickinson. Their song should be ''Falling Slowly''.

(Yes, I'm a romantic, at heart!)

kathyo said...

Didn't he attach a photo? That's the first thing I would've looked at.

duckdg said...

Shut up, Dr. Mike, just shut up. You had her at "Mary Worth".

Toots McGee said...

UGGH! It's those curtains, those awful, awful curtains! Why does everybody have those curtains?

And why do they all have complete sets of the Armed Forces Institute of Pathology Atlas of Tumor Pathology (Third Series)?

Chester the Dog said...

@kathyo: Silly, you can't send photos in Compuserve 1.0 for DOS.

Anonymous said...

First sign of a boring man...he helps others, even in his spare time. Altruistic twit.

Robert said...

Warning signs Jenna should look out for: If Dr. Mike says he reads a blog devoted to fans of Santa Royale, or reads Nation's Geography magazine.

Wanders said...

I want to know why Dr. Mike so desperately needs a catharsis in his life. Is everything just so depressing?

Raisin Bran said...

How long is this e-mail anyway!? Sheesh, for someone who thinks "love isn't for everyone" Dr. Mike sure is pouring his guts out! I smell desparation; can you say loser!?

Anonymous said...

Dr. Mike's email is so long, she had a chance to completely redecorate her bookshelf behind her before finishing reading.

Anonymous said...

i guess she isnt drinking scahaffer because shes not having more then one beer with breakfest