Saturday, May 14, 2011

Mary Worth 1,023

"Don't you know what a friend is, Liza? Someone who enjoys being with you. Doing things together? Hanging out. Fishing. Flying kites. You know - Friends! Like us."

The 'let's be friends' line worked so well when Vera used it on Drew...

Today's Full Strip

15 comments:

Otismaximus said...

Wookin fo Lub n aw da wong pwaces. I don't know why Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat impression sprang into my mind this am as I read todays MW episode.

kathyo said...

Apparently the blog was down yesterday. LiZa must have used the crunch-activated, time-stopping power of her Twix bar ("Need a moment? Chew it over with Twix!") as she formulated her response to Drew's breakup speech.

Punky said...

What scares me today is LiZa's evil smile. Somewhere between her SHOCK (cue the face-touching) on Thursday and now, she formulated her evil la-la-la-I'm-pretending-it's-not-happening plan. Drew: grow a spine or she is ever thine!

heydave said...

Yes, that smirk! LiZa is so amused at lil' Drew tough guy act... but now that's over.

Anonymous said...

LiZa's thought bubble while Drew is talking: "Lalalalalala, I don't hear you, lalalalalala, Mrs. LiZa Cory, lalalalalala, Drew and LiZa Cory, lalalalalala..."

Steve_J_23 said...

To quote Elmer Fudd: IT'S WABBIT SEASON!

I think Lizzzza's character is moving in the reverse of Jill Black's: Jill was initially very interesting but turned out to be dull at the end. Lizzzzza, however, has started out as dull as ditchwater, but I have a feeling she's about to turn *very* interesting. Bring on the boiled rabbit!

djangosmom said...

Drew's break up reminds of this scene from Seinfeld, 'George trying to break up with Maura'
see for yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKQHJaGmkSw

Elaine said...

Actually, this is starting to remind me a little of that movie, Misery, where James Caan is rescued by a nurse, who keeps him trapped in her house. Nurse trapping man?? I think the stage is set. Drew, run when she brings out the sledgehammer to break your ankles!!

Brick said...

It's simple enough to say in her language: "Your way or the highway?" "I choose highway."

Vicki said...

OOoo, LiZa LOVES IT when her man goes all "caveman" on her!! The flowers... the smart-looking suit... he's just pretending to play "hard-to-get"!
Oh sure his lips may say "Let's Just Be Friends" but she KNOWS he really wants to go to that Boondock place! She just needs to be more assertive, that's all.

Chester the Dog said...

LiZa, meet your perfect match, a box of doorknobs.

James in ND said...

Cleopatra, shuffle off that throne, because a new queen of da' Nile is in town and her name is Liza. Liza with a Z!

Brick said...

Where are the tiles on LiZa's acoustic tiled ceiling?

kathyo said...

LiZa's attempt to look all sexy for Drew has apparently backfired, so she quickly changes to a more modest purple blouse--with sleeves--to get him to go away with her for the weekend.

Vicki said...

smallish horse alert!!! Look in the background of LiZa's awesome apartment! Does that horse look happy? NOooooo!