Sunday, February 5, 2012

Mary Worth 1,222

Ian, now would be a really good time to maintain eye contact with your wife.

Today's Full Strip

12 comments:

Tony said...

Taking Mary up on her offer to make whatever Nola likes, Nola asks Mary to bake a humble pie, figuring Mary would be especially good at that. Mary serves it with the self-effacing modesty she is so well-known for.

meg said...

Mary's making Nola "an offer that's hard to refuse." What happens if she refuses?

"Nola Wolvenson sleeps with the veggie terrine, Don Mary," says her footsoldier Wilbur.

Anonymous said...

How many different ways over the next week will Mary invite Nola to dinner.

Anonymous said...

Oh, Oh. Toby and Ian are discussing Nola flirting with Mary.

Vicki said...

Oh, what a treasure trove we have today!

First, I'm loving the two-story tiki structure! What a tasteful addition to the Charterstone complex. I'm sure Mary designed it herself and has received articles of praise from Architectural Digest.
And gosh, who knew Mary was such a John Lennon fan!?
Ian, Ian, Ian, YOU are supposed to be "under wraps". Quit staring at that Nola vixen!

Thorpnotized said...

If Mary keeps this up, I think Wanders should change the name of his blog to "Mary Worth and Herself".

Nola should tell Mary she wants dried lizard soup for dinner. Great for your blood pressure!

meg said...

Welcome back, Ian! So happy was I to see you that I got out a magnifying glass to see how your beard is doing. Well, it almost looks as though you have grown a mustache- but maybe not.

However, I noted with shock your remarkable resemblance to Newt Gingrich. Toby, the man is a chick magnet! Get him under wraps ASAP!

birdie said...

I'm still wondering where the pool is. Maybe it got buried under Mary's ego.

Tony said...

"It's like this, Mary. If I even say hello to a man, all the nearby wives have hissy fits and lock up their husbands or walk them on leashes. How can I convince everyone I'm really just a sweet old-fashioned girl?"

Sandi Ego said...

So who's the loser who showed up to the fancy pool party in a green sports jersey? Wait, maybe it's Bobby Black! Is there another Big Game this week?

wv is busnesio - Italian for busybody.

tuffenuf said...

"Fabulous apartments", as in plural?

How does Mary know this when she didn't know Nola prior to a few days ago, when she and Toby partook of their favorite pastime: Hussy Watching?

birdie said...

Oh, yuck! Mary's serving the box o' slop. Is that the vegetable dish she said she makes so well?

And Nola's problem? I'm guessing she thinks Toby is after her boyfriend.