Taking Mary up on her offer to make whatever Nola likes, Nola asks Mary to bake a humble pie, figuring Mary would be especially good at that. Mary serves it with the self-effacing modesty she is so well-known for.
First, I'm loving the two-story tiki structure! What a tasteful addition to the Charterstone complex. I'm sure Mary designed it herself and has received articles of praise from Architectural Digest. And gosh, who knew Mary was such a John Lennon fan!? Ian, Ian, Ian, YOU are supposed to be "under wraps". Quit staring at that Nola vixen!
Welcome back, Ian! So happy was I to see you that I got out a magnifying glass to see how your beard is doing. Well, it almost looks as though you have grown a mustache- but maybe not.
However, I noted with shock your remarkable resemblance to Newt Gingrich. Toby, the man is a chick magnet! Get him under wraps ASAP!
"It's like this, Mary. If I even say hello to a man, all the nearby wives have hissy fits and lock up their husbands or walk them on leashes. How can I convince everyone I'm really just a sweet old-fashioned girl?"
Ian, now would be a really good time to maintain eye contact with your wife.
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Taking Mary up on her offer to make whatever Nola likes, Nola asks Mary to bake a humble pie, figuring Mary would be especially good at that. Mary serves it with the self-effacing modesty she is so well-known for.
Mary's making Nola "an offer that's hard to refuse." What happens if she refuses?
"Nola Wolvenson sleeps with the veggie terrine, Don Mary," says her footsoldier Wilbur.
How many different ways over the next week will Mary invite Nola to dinner.
Oh, Oh. Toby and Ian are discussing Nola flirting with Mary.
Oh, what a treasure trove we have today!
First, I'm loving the two-story tiki structure! What a tasteful addition to the Charterstone complex. I'm sure Mary designed it herself and has received articles of praise from Architectural Digest.
And gosh, who knew Mary was such a John Lennon fan!?
Ian, Ian, Ian, YOU are supposed to be "under wraps". Quit staring at that Nola vixen!
If Mary keeps this up, I think Wanders should change the name of his blog to "Mary Worth and Herself".
Nola should tell Mary she wants dried lizard soup for dinner. Great for your blood pressure!
Welcome back, Ian! So happy was I to see you that I got out a magnifying glass to see how your beard is doing. Well, it almost looks as though you have grown a mustache- but maybe not.
However, I noted with shock your remarkable resemblance to Newt Gingrich. Toby, the man is a chick magnet! Get him under wraps ASAP!
I'm still wondering where the pool is. Maybe it got buried under Mary's ego.
"It's like this, Mary. If I even say hello to a man, all the nearby wives have hissy fits and lock up their husbands or walk them on leashes. How can I convince everyone I'm really just a sweet old-fashioned girl?"
So who's the loser who showed up to the fancy pool party in a green sports jersey? Wait, maybe it's Bobby Black! Is there another Big Game this week?
wv is busnesio - Italian for busybody.
"Fabulous apartments", as in plural?
How does Mary know this when she didn't know Nola prior to a few days ago, when she and Toby partook of their favorite pastime: Hussy Watching?
Oh, yuck! Mary's serving the box o' slop. Is that the vegetable dish she said she makes so well?
And Nola's problem? I'm guessing she thinks Toby is after her boyfriend.
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