Monday, April 22, 2013

Mary Worth 1,579

They both prefer paper! It's a match made in heaven. She's not very good looking, and he hates being a bachelor. Could this story get any more exciting?

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Today's Full Strip

15 comments:

Toots McGee said...

There's nothing lonelier than a bachelor, sitting by himself in his condo, opening a can of hot dogs.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I get it now. He doesn't find her attractive in any other way than she will cook his meals, clean his apartment,and all those other assorted "wifely duties". And all the better that she's not loaded with self-confidence since she will be so grateful to be married to him that she won't complain if he starts walking around in his underwear, belching his way through the apartment.

Thorpnotized said...

Tom likes both paper AND plastic! He's very ambi-sac-trous.

KitKat said...

So much for "the good of the environment" these two didn't even bring their own bags to Food Team. And on Earth Day no less - tsk tsk.

The stress of spending time with Beth has caused Tom's chest hair to fall out. Or, maybe it was fake chest hair (to impress the lady!), and the adhesive let loose.

Anonymous said...

Seems that Beth would be willing to hook up with Charlie if she thought it was an escape route from her monther. Plus Charlie's video collection could help inspire her on a new romance novel.

Barbara L. Hanson said...

I think the last time I heard the word bachelor was on the Dating Game. Single has been the preferred term for some decades, Ms. Moy!

Anonymous said...

Tom says, "I tend to buy what's easy."

Tom thinks, "I tend to date what's easy."

NonnyMus said...

I love how all the groceries are miniatures!! Just lookit that cute bunch of little celery!!

fauxprof said...

Um, Tom--we've seen Beth cook. You're better off with the hot dogs and beer. And Beth, dear, don't let's go all smug about greens because you've bought one stalk of celery.

Elaine said...

I wonder how Tom will feel when he's married to Beth and living with both Beth and Mama Kinley.

mrvy said...

Who can tell me how to see secret messages on an iPad? Mary will teach Beth how to make salmon squares and he'll be Beth's forever!

mrvy said...

And by him, I meant Tom.

Vicki said...

hey at least the hot dogs, bun, and beer are EDIBLE, unlike that nasty salted fish with the scales, tails and eyeballs.

limber Joe said...

I don't know who that bachelor is, but he doesn't look remotely like Tom.

On another note, this panel stirred a long-ago memory of cheesecake illustrations. Since this a family blog, I won't include the link. If you are curious, conduct a google image search along the lines of "Art Frahm celery". It isn't obscene, just a wee bit riske'

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