Saturday, May 24, 2014

Mary Worth 1819

"Now let me introduce you to the family. Boys, this is our new 'janitor.' He makes messes go away."

Today's Full Strip

8 comments:

NonnyMus said...

"I can be generous in other ways.."????!?!

What exactly is Tommy getting into???!?!

KitKat said...

I'm thinking that Tommy was the sole applicant for this "job." His extensive experience in the slammer made him the ideal candidate.

Tomorrow: "Tommy, let me introduce you to Tina, who's also part of my 'family.'"

WakeMeUpWhenItsOver said...

The creepiness factor just skyrocketed up with this installment. And I doubt if that was intentional.

Is it possible the writing is done in another language and put through an inferior translation program that spits out these unrealistic conversations??

Peggy Olson said...

@WakeMeUpWhenItsOver: I've thought for a long time that the dialogue is outsourced to Call Center rejects, and Moy has an intern translate it to English.

Also, you can always tell when Giella uses his art school interns, because Mary will look younger and Wilbur thinner.

Anonymous said...

"I can be generous in other ways, Tommy!" Sexytimes ensue!

Sandi Ego said...

Double fist pump enthusiasm. Just hope he doesn't abuse the hospitality. Have we gotten the "tough but fair" message yet?

TimP said...

I think I can't add anything more to the ick factor going on in today's strip.

So, I'll just throw this out there: Jerry's office seems quite capacious and well appointed for a sandwich shop. He could be using that space as a private room for Wilbur's sandwich parties!

Sophomoric said...

"Sandwich" takes on a whole new meaning...