Monday, July 14, 2014

Mary Worth 1850

Already I love Dr. Kapuht. He's the kind of doctor that just looks burdened down by his recent divorce and this morning's malpractice summons. Now, add to it this obnoxious child who actually says "Gasp" when he walks into the room. Yes, I like Dr. Kapuht a lot.

Today's Full Strip

16 comments:

Downpuppy said...

Gasp! He's glowing like the mantle on the edge of night.

r u ok? said...

Every time Dr. Kapuht says something I will be imagining him speaking with an evil Hogan's Heroes German accent.

Yahoonski said...

Maybe she's just gasping because his moustache fell off.

Yahoonski said...

And isn't Olive's mom polite, apologizing to the Torso Cyst Exorcist for her daughter's gasping. She just can't wait to get back to the double-wide chaise lounge.

Bobby the Soccer Player said...

Man, I've had a lot of catching up today. This storyline is definitely going to get some Worthy awards. As someone else said, "You knew it would be a great story because it started with a pool party."

Hope everything goes well for you, Wanders. Thank you for this amazing website that has brought me loads of laughs.

KitKat said...

"Yes, OF COURSE. All of my patients are scared, and that's how I like it!"

Olive is still wearing her nightshirt/extended t-shirt get-up from the previous night. So, even though Ed made light of the torso cyst, he and Evy didn't even give Olive time to dress before high-tailing it to the hospital.

Wanders, my good wishes and prayers are heading your way. And, I hope you that none of your doctors have "now you see it, now you don't" facial hair.

Peggy Olson said...

What kind of parents are these two? Evy apologizes because her daughter is scared and doesn't pay proper respect to the Doctor-God. Tee Hee Dad acts like a swarmy lothario-stepdad.

They are terrible - and I'm loving this absurd story! Maybe Olive's cyst will look like the face of her Angel.

Peggy Olson said...

Wanders, please don't gasp when your doctor enters the examination room. Otherwise, your wife will have to apologize for your behavior.

heydave said...

I thought this was family friendly! What is with the hand gesture that elicited a gasp? Is this turning into a Very Special after school story?

Wanders said...

Kitkat... you are right. Olive's gasps have scared away Dr. Kapuht's mustache. I wonder if it will come back.

I Am Not A Robot said...

Not only did Dr. Kapuht's mustache fall off but his face suddenly puffed up as well.

Eddie and Evy should be sterilized immediately! They have no business being parents. Instead of a child, they should consider getting a cat.

Flummoxicated said...

She's gasping because Doctor Caput is making the international symbol for "turn your head and cough."

fauxprof said...

@I am not a robot: those two moral imbeciles don't deserve a cat or a hamster, or even a lizard. Their level of involvement calls for a pet rock.

Nance said...

I'm going to start putting A Little Something in my morning half-caf before I read Mary Worth. Maybe then I won't feel so ... strange.

Anonymous said...

Nah, I think Olive's gasp means she sees the aura around Doc. This can only mean he must be heading to God's waiting room (and I don't mean Florida).

Sandi Ego said...

Let's hope Karen Moy didn't find the old paperback "Coma" at a garage sale last month.