Toby's pursed lips as she imagines her own dead eyed stare as she is forced to make human contact with Ian really hits home what a 'good thing' she's got going.
Mary's passive-aggressive comment of the day: "There, there, dear. Just put on your pearls and go cozy on up to Ian. I want my couch and my popcorn to myself!"
Bonus today: floating head "double header"! YESSSSS!
Mary's passive-aggressive comment of the day: "There, there, dear. Please don't lift a finger to help around the house. I can do these dishes all by myself! I wouldn't want you to leave something great ... and then regret it later!"
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Ah, the magical bowl of popcorn that replenishes itself! Mary and Toby may be munching until New Year's Eve.
I hope tomorrow Toby imagines floating heads of Ian cozying up to Hilton Berkes while Toby's floating head does a slow burn.
Can we add "Good Thing" by the Fine Young Cannibals to the jukebox?
Toby's pursed lips as she imagines her own dead eyed stare as she is forced to make human contact with Ian really hits home what a 'good thing' she's got going.
Mary has morphed into Martha Stewart...."It's a good thing".
For heaven's sake Toby, sit still! You're going to spill your coffee or knock over the popcorn!
Mary's passive-aggressive comment of the day:
"There, there, dear. Just put on your pearls and go cozy on up to Ian. I want my couch and my popcorn to myself!"
Bonus today: floating head "double header"! YESSSSS!
So many floating heads in the past few months...it's very...bizarre.
Do they count as floating heads when they have necks? It's the neckless ones that really creep me out.
Mary's passive-aggressive comment of the day:
"There, there, dear. Please don't lift a finger to help around the house. I can do these dishes all by myself! I wouldn't want you to leave something great ... and then regret it later!"
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