Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Mary Worth 2258



America West was famous for its super wide aisles, which conveniently facilitated changing luggage as you disembarked. However, the downside that drove them out of business was it meant squeezing the seats closer together by removing the armrests. Eventually, passengers grew weary of rubbing sweaty elbows. 

7 comments:

LouiseF said...

Wow! Never before been the first commenter of the day! Thinking that maybe America West went out of business because they could only afford seat belts in the first row of seats...

KitKat said...

Lost in her thoughts, Mary fails to notice John Dill directly behind her. (JD's stalking will out-Aldo Aldo!)

Charlie said...

I'd like to clarify that Pan American World Airways deeply regrets the broken promotion agreement with Giella Amalgamated Illustrations, and also that America West actually took over US Airways and adopted its name. US Airways went on to take over American Airlines and adopted its name.

Dawn Weston's Evil Twin said...

At last, Santa Royale! Mary has stashed away her copy of Person magazine, because, after all, there's really only one person who matters to her ... Dr. Jeff Cory! ... Oh, no, wait ... make that Ken Kensington! He's a Broadway legend! ... Oh, no, wait ... let's make that John Dill, the man who immortalized Mary in pink sugar! ... Oh, no, wait, Mary kind of gave him the cold shoulder in Manhattan ... So, the only person who really matters to Mary Worth is ... the woman she sees in the mirror ... Mary Worth! ... Oh, no, wait ... she never sees her own reflection in the mirror, since she's undead! ... Oh, no, wait ...

carlnepa said...

No wonder that airline went bankrupt. Look at the width of those aisles. You could easily fit another 3 dupas in that space. Do you think she flew first class, henna or no? Nah and it wouldn't matter, the aisle width is the same, just fewer seats in first class.

Anonymous said...

I bet she'll be eating scampi at the Bum Boat by Friday, with Jeff Cory, he of indeterminate age.

Weston said...

In his panicked fear of being recognized by Mary, John Dill, in the background of panel 1, has lost sight of reason and begun eating his suitcase.