Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Mary Worth 2332

It's a good thing Dawn has other plans. Also known as the "handstand scorpion," the taraksvasana is physically impossible for Joe Giella to draw.

12 comments:

Nance said...

"Suit yourself"? Does he sound miffed or rude?

Also--how many of you think that this "Storyline" is essentially Over? I vote Yes.

Anonymous said...

Don't you wish we could see Harlan's first attempt at said pose, wherein he loses his balance, and flails for a bit, legs akimbo, before crashing into the wall?

fauxprof said...

Is he attempting to master the pose, or master saying it? Just sayin'.

KitKat said...

Who knew there was trash talking in yoga?

LouiseF said...

Harlan may need a support group for those who are obsessed with yoga..Once a day is acceptable. Don't know anyone who would want to "practice more" unless they were in need of an intervention by friends and family...especially when attempting a demanding pose like Harlan is suggesting. "Taraksvasana"=drinking a fifth of vodka and a 12-pack of beer... Dawn is driving him to hurt himself, and since he will be alone when attempting this pose, I predict Dawn will find him by the weekend, hospitalized and in traction. That should curb her interest in spending time with her friends....

KitKat said...

@LouiseF at 10:34 AM, Alfie could make like Lassie and jump out the window to get help. "Oh no, Timmy - WAIT! HARLAN! is in trouble...rowlf bark arf!"

x-ray iris said...

Maybe he's going to practice in India...maybe "when I see you" will be in four to ten years...

Delilah said...

Those uber-shiny yoga studio floors look like an OSHA slip/trip hazard.

glynis37 said...

It's "physically impossible for Joe Giella to draw"? Just leave it for Sunday, let the new kid draw it!

fauxprof said...

Actually, let Joe draw that pose. He can throw in an extra limb here or there.

Petunia said...

Gawd, Harlan's a pretentious twit. I'd like to see him do yoga and parkour at the same time. Maybe he'll fall off a roof.

Sharon said...

Here I'd thought Harlan Jones might be of Welsh extraction; perhaps he's Manx instead. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5d/Flag_of_the_Isle_of_Mann.svg/2000px-Flag_of_the_Isle_of_Mann.svg.png