Mary may be hoping to be 25 in the future, but she still spouts the wisdom of a 70 year old fortune cookie.
"I'm glad to see you looking so well, in spite of your horrible hair."I can't imagine why a substance-abusing convicted felon with minimal skills is taking job hunting slowly. Offers for all kinds of top-level positions should be pouring in.
Now we know where Mary has been these past few months. Having her "future" shaped. I hope her "Future Shaper" was Board Certified.
She's back to sounding like Mary, but she still doesn't look like her.
Did Iris inherit a large fortune, or does Santa Royale offer free healthcare and lavish unemployment benefits? Besides the inanity of this strip, I'm seething over all this "taking things slowly" for "these past few months." Who in the real world has the luxury to do that? Grrrrr!
Reminds me two things:Hank Williams "I saw the light, I saw the light, no more darkness, no more night. Now I'm so happy, no sorrow in sight. Praise the Lord, I saw the light!"And Mary is looking more and more like Elizabeth Montgomery as Samantha in Bewitched. Imagine her with blond hair.
Wanders, did you really need to remove my entire post? I thought Mary hitting on a clueless Tommy was a great story line and that I had just straddled the line. Maybe just redact next time?Your site, your rules. I'll try to do better from now on.
@Anonymous: So, Mommy's in love with Tommy ... AND Mary's in love with Tommy, too? ... That would make for an INTERESTING pool party! My HOPES are SHAPING my FUTURE! Salmon squares and chicken salad appetizers, here I come!
@Anon. Unfortunately, complete removal is my only option on Blogspot. I was already feeling uncomfortable with Hot Mary, and your scenario really confused me.
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