Well, any guesses? I'm really scratching my head to come up with something I'd be interested in. I mean, seriously, what could Wilbur Weston, over-eating, lazy Wilbur Weston possibly have to tell us unless he's somehow figured out a way to pay his daughter's tuition bills. Because if he can pay a college tuition while writing a daily advice column for the local rag, with the occasional Survivor story, I want to know how. And I want in on the scheme.