Mary Worth 2779

Focus, Wilbur! Stay focused! Remeber, Iris loves FLOWERS! Don't let a little thing like her PDA with Zak turn your brown eyes blue!

Mary Worth 2778

Well, they'll probably remember that you dumped him when he was poor, but came back when he was rich. They'll call you a gold digger behind your back, which you definitely are. But then, their hearts will soften towards you as they realize you may be the only one who can convince him to stop trying to grow that beard. Not everyone can grow a full beard when they're 22. There's no shame in that. Be patient, and try again in a few more years.

The wedding is where we learn of Zak's serious mommy issues.

Mary Worth 2777

This is their life now. Standing around. Admiring one another's beauty.

I hope everyone had a peaceful holiday. I'm full of gratitude for your shared admiration of the Worthiverse. I'm always happy when new people post a message. You're always welcome here. As long as the Condo Board approves of you.

Mary Worth 2776

"I have plans... to boil Iris in a pot of steaming hot coffee."

While this panel would definitely have been a strong contender for a Worthy nomination, have no fear -- it will be included on next year's slate! It is still not too late to vote for this year's contenders.

Mary Worth 2778

If only Wilbur had made this type of emotional effort to win Fabiana back, we'd still be enjoying the beaches of Bogota and salsa dancing. He has no problem imagining himself capable of winning the girl back from Zak, but winning her back from Pedro... No way, Jose! Er, Wilbur.

Thank you for all the kind words yesterday regarding our Worthy Awards nominees. It takes a while to put together so I really am glad you're enjoying voting. If you haven't voted, you can visit yesterday's post.

I want to especially thank those of you who bribed the judges by making a donation! Such a help. It means a lot.

2017 Worthy Award Nominations

The Charterstone Condo Board is pleased to announce this year's nominees for 2017's Worthy Awards. Each daily strip has been carefully reviewed by the Condo Board, and this year's nominees represent the best that Mary Worth has to offer.

You are invited to vote for your favorite in each category. Winners will be announced at the 10th Annual Worthy Award Ceremony on January 2, 2018.

Our first category...

BEST PERFORMANCE BY A GUEST CHARACTER

The nominees are:

Entertainer Esme in "Ginger vs. Mary Ann"

 Fabiana in "But there are no beaches in Bogota"

 Medical Assistant Jared in "For the Love of Bagels"

Torn in "Ask Wendy Again"

Our next category is:

OUTSTANDING STUNT

The nominees are:

 Derek Hoosier: Katie! Stand Back!

 Entertainer Esme: Nooooo!

 Medical Assistant Jared: AUGGH!

 Fabiana: You'll need a drink to do this!

Smoker: Tiny puffs of smoke

Our next category is:

OUTSTANDING COSTUME

The nominees are:

Dawn Weston: Tommy's Not the Only One Who Found Religion

Entertainer Esme: That Dress

Fabiana: Leopard Skin Perfection

Toby Cameron: Leapord Skin Wanna Be

Our next category is:

2017 BOLDFACE HAIKU OF THE YEAR

This new category is thanks to Santa Royale Citizen Nance, who composed short poems using the bolded words of each day's strip.

The nominees are:

"In International Waters, People Start Talking Like The Hulk"

Gorgeous hunk? Have!
Is passenger! Know off-limits!
Me--challenge. Want!
Can. Should!

"In Which You Can Either Read This As A Metaphysical Treatise On Adulting Or The Alternative Lyrics To Whip It By Devo"

Work grind!
That...like. Change pace!
Wrong! Like! Vibe this!

"Meaningless Blather From Blabbing Blondes" or "If The Patty Duke Show Theme Song Were A Boldface Haiku"

Switch? I'm you!
Yeah! Here! You me!
Thanks!

"Thanks To Zak And All Bran, Things Are Moving On"

Sorry, moved on...you.
Not! That's!
Too late. Friends...

"If A Tree Falls In The Irony Forest And Only An Oblivious Pot Is There To Hear It, Is The Kettle Still Black?"

New boyfriend...
Strange!
Why? Attractive couple, happy.
Don't know. Younger!

Our next category of nominees is:

2017's OUTSTANDING FLOATING HEAD

The nominees are:

 Dr. Ned Fletcher

 Tommy Beedie

 Wilbur Weston

 Wilbur Weston

 Wilbur Weston

Our next category of nominees is:

2017's OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BY A RECURRING CHARACTER

The nominees are:

 Mary Worth

 Dawn Weston

Iris Beedie

Wilbur Weston

Our next category of nominees is:

2017's OUTSTANDING PANEL OF THE YEAR!

The nominees are:

 AAAUGH!

Bogota Beach

 

Star Wars

Riding Horses

Our next category of nominees is:

2017's STORY OF THE YEAR!

The nominees are:

 The Hoosiers are Cruisers

 Han Solo and Luke Skywalker Can't Both Love Princess Leia

 Ask Wendy

Iris Loves a Poor Man

Iris Loves a Rich Man

Bogota Blues

Thank you for voting! And don't forget to leave a bribe in our tip jar! Thank you very much for all of your wonderful support throughout 2017.

I wish everyone a merry holiday season! Tune in on January 2 when our winners will be announced.

Mary Worth 2774

Is Wilbur actually planning to push that car down the sidewalk to run over Zak? I like where this is headed!

Also, I spotted this car in the parking lot at the Post Office yesterday!

Mary Worth 2773

Like us, you probably don't want all the details.

Mary Worth 2772

I, for one, am not quite ready for the residents of Charterstone to start adopting the sexual mores of the French. No one wants to see that.

Mary Worth 2771

It's strange because they are happy. People who are happy usually move out of Charterstone.