Saturday, June 17, 2017

Mary Worth 2618

No... Katie would never suspect a thing. I mean she's only thrown him out of the apartment twice tonight, once for kissing Entertainer Esme. Besides, Derek has too much integrity to cheat on Katie without telling her about it.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...


Katie! Derek! Welcome home! How was your cruise?

*crickets*

— Scottie McW.

Anonymous said...


"Yes, there is fire between us."

Yeah, it's called a lit cigarette dangerously close to your man parts, and if Esme's not careful, there will be no canoodling for the foreseeable future.

— S. McW.

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "That's No Fire; That's Just My Cigarette".

Be! Wife know!
Oh, Esme...
Magic! Feel! You! Deny?
Yes, is fire...


(aside) Hey, Derek. Even your punctuation shows what a wimp you are.

Nance said...

Hey, S.McW.! Great minds. We must have been typing our comments at the same time. LOL.

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

Great comments so far. I burst out laughing at Wander's secret message. Glad I was not drinking my ice tea when I read it.

Supposedly a captain can marry couples on a ship. I wonder if a captain can do divorces as well.

KitKat said...

Yes, great comments by Wanders and all today!

@Regina Wolfe-Parks at 8:05 a.m., I like your idea. Maybe Derek can get a BOGO deal on a divorce AND a wedding.

Sandi Ego said...

Just trying to catch up, wifi is spotty in the Highlands. Today we drove past Moy and I thought, oh my goodness, it's a sign. Literally, but figuratively, too. This plot! As doomed as the Jacobite uprisings. Aside from learning that I'm pronouncing every single place incorrectly (which a kind old man at Ft. George assured me was greatly amusing to the Scottish people), we are having a blast. Am wondering why Professor Ian Cameron would ever leave...
Great comments, everyone!