Wait. I think I see a mountain peak actually hidden in the clouds! They're flying lower than they realize. Maybe Wilbur doesn't make it home after all. Either that, or we have to sit through another "survivor story."
Meanwhile, back in Bogota, Fabiana grips a glass of sangria and stares moodily out her window at the sky. "My heart is breaking! Ah, Wilbur! I thought you were 'the one'! Instead you ran off on me, and now I feel like a fool! Oh well, at least I got this sweet ring."
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Window Seat Recap Part I".Breaking!Fabiana! "The One"!Betrayed fool!
Still waiting for a floating head to appear in that dark and ominous sky...."I thought you were 'the one!' Those were the best two and a half weeks of my life! I feel like a fool!"Wilbur, you feel like a fool because you ARE a fool. Have another drink - how about a kelk cocktail?
Oh, let’s not take out a whole airplane full of people just to eliminate Wilbur. I wouldn’t mind enough turbulence to make him (and him alone) have to use the barf bag, though. After all, he’s been making all of us more than a little nauseous.
Feel like?} You are!
Will he get home? Will he go back? Or will he be faced with the choices that the passengers had in "Alive"?
It appears that Wilbur is thought ballooning from the first class cabin of the 747 that flies the BOG-SNA redeye. I can't make out the livery unfortunately, but perhaps someone who is even more of an airline nerd than me can recognize the unique configuration of this particular model.
unique *engine* configuration... sigh.
Cannibal sammiches coming up!
I'm genuinely going to miss Pedro.
BTW, Willie, she didn't betray you, she conned you. "Betray" suggests that you were an unwitting victim. "Con" indicates that you were just a witless victim.
I see that his broken heart has caused Wilbur to take up a liquid diet...
Even the plane looks tubby
From Antarctica to the beaches of Bogota - where will Wilbur visit next? How about Austria or Switzerland? Maybe Monte Carlo after that? Surely he isn't coming back to Charterstone to see Iris - he didn't even Skype her before he got on the plane. Did the expense account run dry after that $10K emerald ring?
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