Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Mary Worth 2755

Wait. I think I see a mountain peak actually hidden in the clouds! They're flying lower than they realize. Maybe Wilbur doesn't make it home after all. Either that, or we have to sit through another "survivor story."

14 comments:

Anonymous said...


Meanwhile, back in Bogota, Fabiana grips a glass of sangria and stares moodily out her window at the sky.

"My heart is breaking! Ah, Wilbur! I thought you were 'the one'! Instead you ran off on me, and now I feel like a fool! Oh well, at least I got this sweet ring."

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Window Seat Recap Part I".

Breaking!
Fabiana! "The One"!
Betrayed fool!

KitKat said...

Still waiting for a floating head to appear in that dark and ominous sky....

"I thought you were 'the one!' Those were the best two and a half weeks of my life! I feel like a fool!"

Wilbur, you feel like a fool because you ARE a fool. Have another drink - how about a kelk cocktail?

fauxprof said...

Oh, let’s not take out a whole airplane full of people just to eliminate Wilbur. I wouldn’t mind enough turbulence to make him (and him alone) have to use the barf bag, though. After all, he’s been making all of us more than a little nauseous.

Chester the Dog said...

Feel like?} You are!

The Cool Cookie said...

Will he get home? Will he go back? Or will he be faced with the choices that the passengers had in "Alive"?

TimP said...

It appears that Wilbur is thought ballooning from the first class cabin of the 747 that flies the BOG-SNA redeye. I can't make out the livery unfortunately, but perhaps someone who is even more of an airline nerd than me can recognize the unique configuration of this particular model.

TimP said...

unique *engine* configuration... sigh.

Yahoonski said...

Cannibal sammiches coming up!

Andrew Leal said...

I'm genuinely going to miss Pedro.

Anonymous said...


BTW, Willie, she didn't betray you, she conned you. "Betray" suggests that you were an unwitting victim. "Con" indicates that you were just a witless victim.

LouiseF said...

I see that his broken heart has caused Wilbur to take up a liquid diet...

Dave in Parma said...

Even the plane looks tubby

r u ok? said...

From Antarctica to the beaches of Bogota - where will Wilbur visit next? How about Austria or Switzerland? Maybe Monte Carlo after that? Surely he isn't coming back to Charterstone to see Iris - he didn't even Skype her before he got on the plane. Did the expense account run dry after that $10K emerald ring?