That's an excellent goal, Wilbur. Giving up on love really suits you. You just seem so much happier!
Good Lord, is he prancing or mincing? Whatever that is, it ain't walking.-- Scottie McW.
Panel 1: It's wind-up-toy Wilbur!Panel 2: Keep looking up, Wilbur. When you trip over the rock on the path, the vibration will hit 5.5 on the Richter scale.
Either Wilbur has a whole drawerful of identical shirts, or he’s been wearing the same one for a looooong time now. Very healthy.
I can't think of any single women around Charterstone. Maybe Wilbur will meet Joanna Rohrback.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled"This Storyline Brought To You By (Insert Commercial Weightloss Product/Plan Here)".New Year Resolutions!Good, Energized,Healthy!
That shirt barely covers Wilbur's tummy brain. Good to see he's detoxing from a muffin overdose..
He looks like Winnie the Pooh with a comb over.
Even Wilbur's inside voice is boring.I've found footage of Wilbur as he leaves the park and enters the Santa Royale business district:https://youtu.be/d-sALU_hveASimply horrifying...
wilboring will see iris in the park... yawn
I wish the cartoonists would include a link to the recipe for Mary's Magic Muffins. We could all use a dose of them.
His feet don't touch the ground! It's amazing!
@Wanders: I love today's secret message. The answer is ... Ian Cameron, of course!Have we ever seen a Santa Royale Christmas party or a Charterstone Santa Claus? I can't remember any over the last several years.And...we have yet to see June Brigman's version of Ian Cameron. I can't wait for that!
I believe Wilbur is sporting the all new concrete Nike Air athletic shoes.
WEDNESDAYConsidering that Wilbur required Mary's advice, i.e., platitudinous blathering, "Ask Wendy" should be taken away from him immediately. How would he have answered someone who asked, "How can I overcome my feelings of loss and clear my heart and head after my long-time, long-suffering girlfriend finally moved on to someone else? BTW, I was scammed by a woman who called me 'mi amor" but induced me to buy her an expensive ring while she cavorted with her so-called 'cousin.'"
DWET- There has been a Brigham Ian depiction. Take a look at the Blue, Blue Christmas strip of 2016. Ian still looks like a pompous, blustery blowhard, but a trimmer one.
@meg: Thanks for that! I'd forgotten about that strip. Wilbur in Antarctica ... priceless! I could use a bigger dose of Ian, though. (Who couldn't?)today's strip: Is Wilbur *really* pining over Iris? Or is he pining over Fabiana? ... Or beautiful cousin Pedro?
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