Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Mary Worth 2792

That's an excellent goal, Wilbur. Giving up on love really suits you. You just seem so much happier!

17 comments:

Anonymous said...


Good Lord, is he prancing or mincing? Whatever that is, it ain't walking.

-- Scottie McW.

KitKat said...

Panel 1: It's wind-up-toy Wilbur!

Panel 2: Keep looking up, Wilbur. When you trip over the rock on the path, the vibration will hit 5.5 on the Richter scale.

fauxprof said...

Either Wilbur has a whole drawerful of identical shirts, or he’s been wearing the same one for a looooong time now. Very healthy.

Downpuppy said...

I can't think of any single women around Charterstone. Maybe Wilbur will meet Joanna Rohrback.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"This Storyline Brought To You By (Insert Commercial Weightloss Product/Plan Here)".

New Year Resolutions!
Good, Energized,
Healthy!

LouiseF said...

That shirt barely covers Wilbur's tummy brain. Good to see he's detoxing from a muffin overdose..

Marymyhero said...

He looks like Winnie the Pooh with a comb over.

Dave in Parma said...

Even Wilbur's inside voice is boring.

I've found footage of Wilbur as he leaves the park and enters the Santa Royale business district:

https://youtu.be/d-sALU_hveA

Simply horrifying...

cobrasteve said...

wilboring will see iris in the park... yawn

Beth Hammond said...

I wish the cartoonists would include a link to the recipe for Mary's Magic Muffins. We could all use a dose of them.

Carlye said...

His feet don't touch the ground! It's amazing!

Dawn Weston's Evil Twin said...

@Wanders: I love today's secret message. The answer is ... Ian Cameron, of course!
Have we ever seen a Santa Royale Christmas party or a Charterstone Santa Claus? I can't remember any over the last several years.
And...we have yet to see June Brigman's version of Ian Cameron. I can't wait for that!

Delilah said...

I believe Wilbur is sporting the all new concrete Nike Air athletic shoes.

KitKat said...

WEDNESDAY

Considering that Wilbur required Mary's advice, i.e., platitudinous blathering, "Ask Wendy" should be taken away from him immediately. How would he have answered someone who asked, "How can I overcome my feelings of loss and clear my heart and head after my long-time, long-suffering girlfriend finally moved on to someone else? BTW, I was scammed by a woman who called me 'mi amor" but induced me to buy her an expensive ring while she cavorted with her so-called 'cousin.'"

meg said...

DWET- There has been a Brigham Ian depiction. Take a look at the Blue, Blue Christmas strip of 2016. Ian still looks like a pompous, blustery blowhard, but a trimmer one.

meg said...
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Dawn Weston's Evil Twin said...

@meg: Thanks for that! I'd forgotten about that strip. Wilbur in Antarctica ... priceless! I could use a bigger dose of Ian, though. (Who couldn't?)

today's strip: Is Wilbur *really* pining over Iris? Or is he pining over Fabiana? ... Or beautiful cousin Pedro?