I knew that Baren Koy stole that “president’ line, so I Googled it. It came from Sy Sperling of the Hair Club for Men”: “I’m not only the president...I’m a client.” Tee hee, Ms. Koy.
Are there muffins everywhere, in drawers, cupboards, linen closet, window sills...? And is President Mary going to consume that whole plate of muffins?
Mary’s going to sell her muffins for $5,000 each, fully funding the repairs for St. Anne’s. In gratitude, the church will dedicate a chapel to St. Mary Hope of Meddlers.
Finally getting up to speed on Mary Worth for the week and, dang, it's still muffins. Worrisome that Ted is in San Diego now, though he'd never make it past my Chi-Pin. He barks when my husband gives me a hug, Ted wouldn't stand a chance.
Why are the muffins so good? What's in them? The blue muffins. Could this be the start of Baking Bad?
I hope that even though Wanders hasn't yet uploaded Sunday's strip, comments are still being read. Yahoonski - Thanks a lot - as if those muffins weren't creepy enough already! Sandi Ego - Baking Bad - hilarious!
Ah yes, one cannot think about Saint Teresa of Calcutta without Blessed Mary Worth of the Muffins also springing to mind.
Where did the cellophane bags and ribbon come from? How much is a bag o’muffins selling for? And should Mary be handling money and muffins without disposable gloves?
Monday: Oh no, not another Dawn story. Once again Baren Koy is still unaware that travelling with your teacher (with whom you're on a first name basis with) is wrong.
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She plagiarized that line from Jeff who is a customer of Hair Club For Men.
I knew that Baren Koy stole that “president’ line, so I Googled it. It came from Sy Sperling of the Hair Club for Men”: “I’m not only the president...I’m a client.” Tee hee, Ms. Koy.
Are there muffins everywhere, in drawers, cupboards, linen closet, window sills...? And is President Mary going to consume that whole plate of muffins?
She's going to binge on five muffins? She'll look like Wilbur soon.
Man, has this strip hit a new low or what?
-- Scottie McW.
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled
"How The Mighty Have Fallen, Yet Peacefully, Because It Is Her Decision".
President...
Customer!
Mary, don't you know the first rule of the hustle? Don't get high on your on supply!
Will this muffin nonsense ever end...
Curse you Karen Moy....I'm begging you. Please stop taunting me.
If Mary is done making muffins I'm going to short Kelk and Splak stock.
SATURDAY
Mary’s going to sell her muffins for $5,000 each, fully funding the repairs for St. Anne’s. In gratitude, the church will dedicate a chapel to St. Mary Hope of Meddlers.
I hope I'm not the only one who sees a face in that muffin she's holding up.
Finally getting up to speed on Mary Worth for the week and, dang, it's still muffins. Worrisome that Ted is in San Diego now, though he'd never make it past my Chi-Pin. He barks when my husband gives me a hug, Ted wouldn't stand a chance.
Why are the muffins so good? What's in them? The blue muffins. Could this be the start of Baking Bad?
I hope that even though Wanders hasn't yet uploaded Sunday's strip, comments are still being read.
Yahoonski - Thanks a lot - as if those muffins weren't creepy enough already!
Sandi Ego - Baking Bad - hilarious!
Ah yes, one cannot think about Saint Teresa of Calcutta without Blessed Mary Worth of the Muffins also springing to mind.
Where did the cellophane bags and ribbon come from? How much is a bag o’muffins selling for? And should Mary be handling money and muffins without disposable gloves?
So now Mary's muffins are a religious experience. Take these, all of you, and eat.
-- Scottie McW.
"Muffin" doesn't look like a word anymore.
MONDAY Morning's Mary Worth -- For the FIRST time in at least 2 months, the word "muffin" is nowhere to be found.
Just wondering, Wanders. Are there any tags for how many times Mary is "at peace"?
Monday: Oh no, not another Dawn story. Once again Baren Koy is still unaware that travelling with your teacher (with whom you're on a first name basis with) is wrong.
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