Friday, March 9, 2018

Mary Worth 2839

18 comments:

fauxprof said...

She plagiarized that line from Jeff who is a customer of Hair Club For Men.

KitKat said...

I knew that Baren Koy stole that “president’ line, so I Googled it. It came from Sy Sperling of the Hair Club for Men”: “I’m not only the president...I’m a client.” Tee hee, Ms. Koy.

Are there muffins everywhere, in drawers, cupboards, linen closet, window sills...? And is President Mary going to consume that whole plate of muffins?

Anonymous said...


She's going to binge on five muffins? She'll look like Wilbur soon.

Man, has this strip hit a new low or what?

-- Scottie McW.

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"How The Mighty Have Fallen, Yet Peacefully, Because It Is Her Decision".

President...
Customer!

TimP said...

Mary, don't you know the first rule of the hustle? Don't get high on your on supply!

Chester the Dog said...

Will this muffin nonsense ever end...

Chin Napkin Groupie said...

Curse you Karen Moy....I'm begging you. Please stop taunting me.

Anonymous said...

If Mary is done making muffins I'm going to short Kelk and Splak stock.

KitKat said...

SATURDAY

Mary’s going to sell her muffins for $5,000 each, fully funding the repairs for St. Anne’s. In gratitude, the church will dedicate a chapel to St. Mary Hope of Meddlers.

Yahoonski said...

I hope I'm not the only one who sees a face in that muffin she's holding up.

Sandi Ego said...

Finally getting up to speed on Mary Worth for the week and, dang, it's still muffins. Worrisome that Ted is in San Diego now, though he'd never make it past my Chi-Pin. He barks when my husband gives me a hug, Ted wouldn't stand a chance.

Why are the muffins so good? What's in them? The blue muffins. Could this be the start of Baking Bad?

Anonymous said...

I hope that even though Wanders hasn't yet uploaded Sunday's strip, comments are still being read.
Yahoonski - Thanks a lot - as if those muffins weren't creepy enough already!
Sandi Ego - Baking Bad - hilarious!

KitKat said...

Ah yes, one cannot think about Saint Teresa of Calcutta without Blessed Mary Worth of the Muffins also springing to mind.

Where did the cellophane bags and ribbon come from? How much is a bag o’muffins selling for? And should Mary be handling money and muffins without disposable gloves?

Anonymous said...


So now Mary's muffins are a religious experience. Take these, all of you, and eat.

-- Scottie McW.

Gina said...

"Muffin" doesn't look like a word anymore.

Anonymous said...

MONDAY Morning's Mary Worth -- For the FIRST time in at least 2 months, the word "muffin" is nowhere to be found.

katyb said...

Just wondering, Wanders. Are there any tags for how many times Mary is "at peace"?

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

Monday: Oh no, not another Dawn story. Once again Baren Koy is still unaware that travelling with your teacher (with whom you're on a first name basis with) is wrong.