Tuesday, July 16, 2019

Mary Worth 3159

It is sad for us Americans because we have no culture. Our landmarks are all damaged. We are sad.

14 comments:

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"Thus Dawn (and KM) Exhausts Her Vast Storehouse Of Franco-Related Conversation Topics".

Classic Literature?
Mais oui! "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"!
Sorry fire. Damage-proof.
National tragedy. Important.
Identity.

Anonymous said...


Whoa, reference to a cultural news event that isn't a decade old! Wow, my head is spinning.

Dawn continues: "Hey, how about that Jerry Lewis?"

-- Scottie McW.

KitKat said...

Jerry Lewis! Hahahaha....!

We wish Dawn’s brain was damage proof.

Anonymous said...

On a first date it's always nice to discuss national tragedies. Next topic - my dad dumped his girlfriend here for a con artist in Columbia and when he returned his ex-girlfriend who he wanted to get back together with had already hooked up with a young millionaire . . .

Chester the Dog said...

Dawn is an idiot.

Chester the Dog said...

Why is't Dawn drinking DIET Coke, to keep her hot figure rocking?

Vince said...

Dawn is so erudite and raises a good point. Why hasn't anyone made all the landmarks damage-proof?

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

I'm just confused by Frenchy's phrasing. "it was a national tragedy for us French". Who would say that??? He should have said "It was a tragedy for France". Then he should have added: "You stinking Americans have no culture. We even gave you the Statue of Liberty. Viva La France!"

I am in agreement with everyone: Dawn is an idiot.

P.S. Good BFH title Nance!

Tim said...

I want Hugo to introduce Dawn to absinthe. The next giant floating head can be the green fairy.

LouiseF said...

Really funny, everyone! I am guessing that M. Wanders knows a bit about "damaged landmarks" since I think you live near the Liberty Bell...

Sandi Ego said...

Yes, Tim, absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
When I see "Franco" I automatically think Spanish dictator.
I'm sorry I asked to check in on Dawn when I was bored with the Arther scam.

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

I'm curious about the restaurant. If they are eating in the mall area, why is there an outside window, as if t was a regular restaurant? This is very weird.

@Sandi Ego, when I think of Franco, I think of Franco American Spaghettios, which I wouldn't put past this restaurant to have on the menu.

Gina said...

Classic Literature Class sounds perfect for people who frequent Diner and Hospital. KMoy does love her generics.

Gina said...

(Btw, is anyone else having trouble posting on their phone?)