Drew, ask your semi-retired dad to fill in for you at work. Other than having lunch with Mary in the cafeteria, he has nothing else to do. You can explain how READY you are for your special activity on your day off.
If it is Drew's day off, shouldn't there be another doctor who covers for him? That's how it works in my doctor's practice. But then again, this is the MW universe, not the real world.
Jeff: “Son, is that you? It’s Dad.” Drew: “Yes, Dad. It’s me, Son.”
Jeff: “I’m calling from the Emergency Room where a young blonde woman has just been brought in. Although she keeps calling your name, I can’t imagine you’d know her. She’s a real “blister” if you know what I mean.” Drew: “Blister? Oh, that must be Ashlee.”
Jeff: “The good Samaritan who brought her in saw her in Treeview Forest, trying to climb a redwood! Apparently, the mother of the bear cubs in that tree took exception to that idea and clawed off half of this woman’s hair! I guess from there she took off like a jackrabbit through the adjacent meadow and ran right through a hornets’ nest! Amazing the damage a few hundred of those little buggers can do (chuckle, chuckle). Wait ‘til you see this clown; you’ll laugh your butt off. The good Samaritan saw her trying to fend off the bees by crawling through the waterfall of a stream that runs through the meadow. Well, I’ll be darned if this nitwit doesn’t slip and fall and break her nose! HaHaHaHa…I had to get out of the cubicle to get myself under control so I figured I might as well call you to see if you had any idea who this fool might be. Drew: “Dad; that’s terrible.”
Jeff: “Yeah, you’re right. This hayseed isn’t likely to have any insurance. Anyway, like I said, because of the swelling the only thing I could understand was your name. Oh, and one other thing; Photoshop?”
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Today's Boldface Haiku is titled
"At L'Hotel De Ring Ring, Drew Is Horrified To See A Resurgence Of His Cystic Acne".
(Ready!)
[RING RING]
(Oh no!)
Darned patients! Sick people are so inconsiderate! They seem to think I’m a virtual Dr. Steven Kiley.
Drew, ask your semi-retired dad to fill in for you at work. Other than having lunch with Mary in the cafeteria, he has nothing else to do. You can explain how READY you are for your special activity on your day off.
If it is Drew's day off, shouldn't there be another doctor who covers for him? That's how it works in my doctor's practice. But then again, this is the MW universe, not the real world.
"Paging Dr. Pimple-Popper, paging Dr. Pimple-Popper. We have a pre-prom pustulent problem. Proceed to the premises PRONTO!"
(What passes for an emergency in Santa Royale.)
-- Scottie McW.
BTW, Drew's apparently wearing his one-and-only day-off shirt.
-- S. McW.
Drew gets a call from the hospital.
Jeff: “Son, is that you? It’s Dad.”
Drew: “Yes, Dad. It’s me, Son.”
Jeff: “I’m calling from the Emergency Room where a young blonde woman has just been brought in. Although she keeps calling your name, I can’t imagine you’d know her. She’s a real “blister” if you know what I mean.”
Drew: “Blister? Oh, that must be Ashlee.”
Jeff: “The good Samaritan who brought her in saw her in Treeview Forest, trying to climb a redwood! Apparently, the mother of the bear cubs in that tree took exception to that idea and clawed off half of this woman’s hair! I guess from there she took off like a jackrabbit through the adjacent meadow and ran right through a hornets’ nest! Amazing the damage a few hundred of those little buggers can do (chuckle, chuckle). Wait ‘til you see this clown; you’ll laugh your butt off. The good Samaritan saw her trying to fend off the bees by crawling through the waterfall of a stream that runs through the meadow. Well, I’ll be darned if this nitwit doesn’t slip and fall and break her nose! HaHaHaHa…I had to get out of the cubicle to get myself under control so I figured I might as well call you to see if you had any idea who this fool might be.
Drew: “Dad; that’s terrible.”
Jeff: “Yeah, you’re right. This hayseed isn’t likely to have any insurance. Anyway, like I said, because of the swelling the only thing I could understand was your name. Oh, and one other thing; Photoshop?”
HelenClark
Scottie McW. Perfectly Profound!
Dammit, Drew! You're a doctor, not a fashion photographer!
This storyline is not logical
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