And if you don't make it happen, Drew, it will be years before anyone finds your body.
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KitKat
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Good work by Drew in finding an area in the woods that has trees. What a promising start to the photo shoot! The raccoons and mosquitoes will contribute even more to the ambiance.
Is Ashlee going to change clothes in the back seat, in the trunk, or behind a tree?
When Drew got a load of Ashlee's dump, it's hard to believe he didn't turn around and flee for good, the likelihood of subsequent hospital meltdowns notwithstanding.
Speaking of woodlands, this guy is oblivious to the forest of red flags he keeps blithely passing through.
KitKat - I wouldn't wonder too much about the clothes thing. I don't know if Ashlee has ever competed in a beauty contest or not but I guarantee you if she did, she didn't win either the Miss Congeniality or the Miss Modesty award.
"An area in the woods that has the variety we want"?! Is Drew photographing Ashlee for a potential spread in a Bass Pro Shops catalogue? She may get the message when he has her stand in a stream and hold up a giant carp. Pretty likely the carp will "pale in comparison" to Ashlee in her Daisy Dukes. I don't know who's more delusional here: Ashlee with her Bella Hadid comparison or Drew, who apparently thinks of himself as another Ansel Adams..
Mary: “Bella Hadid? Oh, did she marry? I always admired her when she was my Congresswoman in New York, and those big hats of hers were so becoming. And now you say she’s become a fashion model? My, my.”
Creatures of nature don’t have as many tattoos and piercings as you do, Trashlee. Things only pale in comparison because the sight of you makes us all blanch with horror.
As a professional literary critic I can attest that Ms May has outdone herself with this dialogue. Ashlee is clearly depicted as a true creature of nature, with a penchant for petty thievery and an interesting mix of ills.
Bella Abzug FTW! I am old enough to immediately know which Bella you meant. Young people should know her name, too. There needs to be a Bella revival. Perhaps Ashlee is dressing up like her as an homage.
When Ashlee first mentioned Bella Hadid I was going to post a Bella Abzug mix up comment but I didn’t because I didn’t think anyone was old enough to get it. Nice to know I’m not the ancient mariner around here!
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Good work by Drew in finding an area in the woods that has trees. What a promising start to the photo shoot! The raccoons and mosquitoes will contribute even more to the ambiance.
Is Ashlee going to change clothes in the back seat, in the trunk, or behind a tree?
Bears, mountain lions, or a bunch of banjo-strumming hillbillies? Or...Bella Hadid? Run while you can, Drew Cory!
When Drew got a load of Ashlee's dump, it's hard to believe he didn't turn around and flee for good, the likelihood of subsequent hospital meltdowns notwithstanding.
Speaking of woodlands, this guy is oblivious to the forest of red flags he keeps blithely passing through.
-- Scottie McW.
I was going to make some joke about Creature of Nature and AllFans... but that's too easy, so I won't.
KitKat - I wouldn't wonder too much about the clothes thing. I don't know if Ashlee has ever competed in a beauty contest or not but I guarantee you if she did, she didn't win either the Miss Congeniality or the Miss Modesty award.
HelenClark
"An area in the woods that has the variety we want"?! Is Drew photographing Ashlee for a potential spread in a Bass Pro Shops catalogue? She may get the message when he has her stand in a stream and hold up a giant carp. Pretty likely the carp will "pale in comparison" to Ashlee in her Daisy Dukes. I don't know who's more delusional here: Ashlee with her Bella Hadid comparison or Drew, who apparently thinks of himself as another Ansel Adams..
Mary: “Bella Hadid? Oh, did she marry? I always admired her when she was my Congresswoman in New York, and those big hats of hers were so becoming. And now you say she’s become a fashion model? My, my.”
This could be fun, when Drew spots a bird on a branch, and totally ignores Trashlee in all her stunning natural glory.
I AM PRAYING FOR POISON IVY. PRAY ING.
Happy Ole Doc (clearly I need a holiday. Compassion fatigue has set in.
Creatures of nature don’t have as many tattoos and piercings as you do, Trashlee. Things only pale in comparison because the sight of you makes us all blanch with horror.
Love that, meg! Bella indeed!
Thanks meg for the really big LOL which was needed today. It's a good thing I work at home. Not sure how I'd explain why I was laughing.
Meg: Thanks for the Bella reference. Only 1 % of the population would understand. Darn, I am getting old
As a professional literary critic I can attest that Ms May has outdone herself with this dialogue. Ashlee is clearly depicted as a true creature of nature, with a penchant for petty thievery and an interesting mix of ills.
Meg and Steve, I’m also part of the population that got the Bella reference, and I’m still in hysterics.
Bella Abzug FTW! I am old enough to immediately know which Bella you meant. Young people should know her name, too. There needs to be a Bella revival. Perhaps Ashlee is dressing up like her as an homage.
I had to come out of retirement to compliment Meg on her Bella reference.
When Ashlee first mentioned Bella Hadid I was going to post a Bella Abzug mix up comment but I didn’t because I didn’t think anyone was old enough to get it. Nice to know I’m not the ancient mariner around here!
I like Dr. Drew's Toyotaudi.
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